April Fools pranks

Okay. So what did you pull today or have pulled on you? The wife started us out on telling everyone there was a foot or more of snow outside and still coming down. Half asleep I was all ready going over in my head which jobs where going to get cancelled today. Kids where planning for a snow day.

To get her back had to rely on the old rubber band on the kitchen faucet sprayer trick. This did not go as planned. Told the one daughter about this. She decided to not tell her sister and she was the one to get it. 13 year old girls just dressed for school soaked. This did not go well for me as the other daughter was over in the corner chuckling at us.

Forgot to plan ahead for frozen toothpaste and deodorant. Maybe next year.

Fake winning lottery ticket for the wife….hope she doesn’t hire a divorce lawyer

hope she doesn’t go out a spend a bunch of it

My Five year old thinks reminding me every 20 min. that it’s April Fools is prank enough.

I’ll have to show her what this is all about!

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My Five year old thinks reminding me every 20 min. that it’s April Fools is prank enough.

I’ll have to show her what this is all about!

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lol, i got a voice text from my 9yo today “April Fools”

Yep, don’t think she gets it.

My niece and nephew got me good this morning. My niece left me a voicemail saying something about my nephew who is away at college getting a girl pregnant and it isn’t his girlfriend and my niece was all worked up. She’s a great crier, so of course I fell for it and called him, ready to give good Aunt advice. Luckily he didn’t make me suffer too long before reminding me what friggin day it is… oy! I hate April Fool’s Day. Especially when my niece and nephew are evil geniuses! They got their parents too so I’m thinking we need to collaborate and exact revenge!!

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My Five year old thinks reminding me every 20 min. that it’s April Fools is prank enough.

I’ll have to show her what this is all about!

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lol, i got a voice text from my 9yo today “April Fools”

Yep, don’t think she gets it.

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Idk, if any of my girls sent that to me I’d be on edge all day, I’d watch it

Wife pulled a few on the day care kids she cares for.
1) Put up a sign outside that announced the Grand Repoening of the day care in the garage.
2) In the garage she had a kids picnic table setup for them to eat breakfast on. She also had a 5 gal pail with a toilet seat on it for the potty.
3) Then in the house she had replaced the roll of toilet paper with a roll of duct tape
4) For snack today they get cheetos or so they think. The cheetos have been removed from the bag and replaced with those baby carrots.

Can’t wait to talk with the kids when I get home. Should be some interesting stories.

I tired of the April fools Mother Nature has brought. When is spring coming back.

I’ve hit several people today with a quick April Fools lie to get their attention. Nothing elaborate though.

My mother-in-law’s birthday is today… and I always get pulled along for a b-day lunch to have my wife’s back. Joke is for sure on me!

What ? the glasses

New nose ring matches your pierced nipples now

Practicing your quick strike rigs?

If I remember right, your suppose to use a wire leader!

I just sent an email to my wife telling her that her brother and sister in law are expecting.

I hope I don’t have to sleep on the couch tonight.

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What ? the glasses

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the red foam nose is missing; can’t believe no one else noticed

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the red foam nose is missing; can’t believe no one else noticed

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With a face like that, who would notice something so mundane as a red foam nose?

or how about this one . . .

Now we know what he was hiding under that fake nose.

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the red foam nose is missing; can’t believe no one else noticed

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With a face like that, who would notice something so mundane as a red foam nose?

or how about this one . . .

Now we know what he was hiding under that fake nose.

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So which is the fake nose? the red one or the one in the above photo,,,,,,,, or will we ever really know?

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My Five year old thinks reminding me every 20 min. that it’s April Fools is prank enough.

I’ll have to show her what this is all about!

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lol, i got a voice text from my 9yo today “April Fools”

Yep, don’t think she gets it.

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Idk, if any of my girls sent that to me I’d be on edge all day, I’d watch it

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She’s in Washington State, so i doubt she has too much planned today. Just glad she thought of me right away this morning.

My wife sent me this…..too bad we dont have any sinks that color, and her sis is pregnant but she’s still trying

Now that would make a flathead Hurl

Okay. The girls came back with chocolate chips left around the toilet. Looked like mini poos. Thats creative.

We have a life size cardboard cut out of the Dos Equiz beer guy that stands upright that we keep next to the bar in the basement. My wife placed him in the bathroom and shut the door. I woke up for work, half asleep still, opened the door and had the pi$$ scared out me. Looks like a real person ready to hand you a beer. She had a post it note stuck to it that said “April Fools! Love you”. Funny thing is I left him there and came back ten minutes later and scared myself all over again

Thats funny.