Turpentine vs Holy H2O

  • flatfish
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 2105
    March 10, 2014 at 11:05 am #1357306

    A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine.
    He was shaking it up and watching all the bubbles.
    A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had.
    The little boy said, ‘This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it’s called Turpentine.’
    The Priest said, ‘No, you are wrong, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman’s belly, she’ll pass a healthy baby.’
    The little boy replied, ‘If you rub turpentine on a dog’s a$$, he’ll pass a Harley Davidson!’

    jonboy
    Wausau, WI
    Posts: 445
    March 10, 2014 at 11:31 am #1395142

    Sorry…as a dog lover,Not Funny!

    fishinfreaks
    Rogers, MN
    Posts: 1154
    March 10, 2014 at 12:31 pm #1395174

    Dog lover…and it’s hilarious.

    glenn57
    cold spring mn
    Posts: 11804
    March 10, 2014 at 12:44 pm #1395183

    dog lover here too!!!!!!!! didn’t think one needed to do anything to pass a Harley??????

    sauger
    Hastings ,MN
    Posts: 2442
    March 10, 2014 at 2:53 pm #1395223

    Quote:

    Sorry…as a dog lover,Not Funny!

    Really…

    belletaine
    Nevis, MN
    Posts: 5116
    March 10, 2014 at 4:06 pm #1395234

    I’m sure the original poster meant no harm to dogs or dog lovers. This stance could be taken on almost any joke ever told….ever.

    timmy
    Posts: 1960
    March 10, 2014 at 5:31 pm #1395251

    Quote:

    I’m sure the original poster meant no harm to dogs or dog lovers. This stance could be taken on almost any joke ever told….ever.

    Don’t take stick-in-the -mud responses too seriously,,,,,

    I love dogs and laughed pretty hard! Thanks.

    tr
    Plymouth
    Posts: 195
    March 10, 2014 at 6:12 pm #1395258

    Dog lover and owner and still laughing!!!!

    joe_the_fisher
    Wisconsin Dells WI
    Posts: 908
    March 10, 2014 at 7:26 pm #1395285

    Guess some ppl have a hard time taking a joke.

    belletaine
    Nevis, MN
    Posts: 5116
    March 10, 2014 at 7:28 pm #1395287

    Quote:

    Quote:

    I’m sure the original poster meant no harm to dogs or dog lovers. This stance could be taken on almost any joke ever told….ever.

    Don’t take stick-in-the -mud responses too seriously,,,,,

    I love dogs and laughed pretty hard! Thanks.

    carroll58
    Twin Cities, USA
    Posts: 2094
    March 11, 2014 at 4:19 am #1395330

    I recall a story (from around 1940) from my Uncle Mert (May he R.I.P. knowing his story is being told) who said:

    We had been having trouble with the neighbors (1/4 mile away on their Country Farm, Southern Mn) Dog coming over and chasing our cows and chickens around, so “I Turpentined him one day”, he took off Lickedly-Split for home.

    Just so happened Mrs. Neighbor lady (Name withheld) was having “Ladies Aid (Lutheran Bible Study) that afternoon.
    Even though he was a Farm Dog, Never in the House, he went flying through the open door running through the home like some crazed animal shitting all over and knocking over numerous chairs and breaking a number of dishes.

    Never did hear what happened to that dog, but Ladies Aid was cancelled that day and apparently nobody knew what got into that dog.

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