I am so sorry Bob. I’ve been riddled with guilt and I have to confess. I have
been tapping your wife, day and night when you’re not around. In fact, more
than you. I’m not getting any at home, but that’s no excuse. I can no longer
live with the guilt and I hope you will accept my sincerest apology with my
promise that it won’t happen again.
The man, anguished and betrayed, went into his bedroom, grabbed his gun, and
without a word, shot his wife and killed her.
A few moments later, a second text came in:
Damn autocorrect. I meant “wifi”, not
“wife”.