I ended up with an older woman at a bar last night. She looked pretty good for a 65-year-old.
In fact, she wasn’t bad at all, and I found myself thinking she probably had a really hot daughter.
We drank a couple of beers, and she asked if I’d ever had a ‘Sportsman’s Double’?
‘What’s that? I asked. ‘It’s a mother and daughter threesome,’ she said.
As my mind began to embrace the idea, and I wondered what her daughter might
look like, I said, ‘No, I haven’t.’ We drank a bit more, then she said
with a wink, ‘tonight’s your lucky night’. We went back to her place. We walked
in. She put on the hall light and shouted upstairs, “Hey ‘Mom…you still awake?”