An elderly couple had just learned how to send text messages on their cell phones. the wife was a romantic type and the husband was more of a no nonsense,get to the point type of guy.
One afternoon the wife went out to meet a friend for coffee.
She decided to send her husband a romantic text message and she wrote:” If you are sleeping, send me your dreams. If you are laughing, send me your smile. If you are eating, send me a bite. If you are drinking,send me a sip. If you are crying, send me your tears. I love you.”
The husband texted back to her: “I’m on the toilet.Please advise.”
