Need Help w/Weight Loss? Ask Kirt Hedquist!!

  • Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    October 15, 2013 at 10:27 pm #1283824

    From an interview with Outer Boundary Magazine:

    Now you too can loose weight like walleye pro Kirt Hedquist by following his simple method! When asked, Kirt spilled the beans on his newly discovered weight loss program.

    “I lost over 235 pounds in one fishing season!” explains Hedquist. “It is truly a phenomena what can happen when you can’t catch fish and have to starve yourself…it’s like a miracle cure and I didn’t have to adjust my lifestyle one bit!”

    Outer Boundary Magazine does not endorse such fast weight loss reductions as it can have a harmful side effect on the body such as loss of strength resulting with torn muscles from holding up your fat man underwear for comparison.

    Denny O
    Central IOWA
    Posts: 5827
    October 15, 2013 at 10:44 pm #1200563

    I have had my times walleye fishing that I can’t count the pounds that I had lost!!

    at the side of the boat

    KirtH
    Lakeville
    Posts: 4063
    October 15, 2013 at 10:56 pm #1200567

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    October 15, 2013 at 11:08 pm #1200568

    Sorry Kirt. I didn’t post the photo of your HAT!

    Jim Kissinger
    Markesan WI
    Posts: 123
    October 16, 2013 at 12:00 am #1200601

    you have to be pulling our leg because there are no skid marks in those panties lmao

    lhprop1
    Eagan
    Posts: 1899
    October 16, 2013 at 2:01 pm #1200711

    If that’s the case, why are there so many fat muskie fishermen?

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