Be carefull with catfish

  • average-joe
    Hudson, WI
    Posts: 2376
    #1179077

    Now that catfish are deemed dangerous, the Liberal Dems are gonna try to impose stricter catfish control to see that no one gets hurt

    mar-80
    Chippewa Falls, WI
    Posts: 250
    #1179081

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    Now that catfish are deemed dangerous, the Liberal Dems are gonna try to impose stricter catfish control to see that no one gets hurt


    No I believe the liberal dems will say,” it’s not the catfishes fault, lets see how we can change our lives to make the catfish feel less threatened and more welcome.”

    desperado
    Posts: 3010
    #1179082

    We need to know how many are caught and released vs how many are caught an kept, so please report the info annually on schedule CF (attached to your 1040) when you file your tax returns.
    Also; if you are a CatFish guide, you’ll need to attach proof of guide insurance or they’ll withhold your refund.

    average-joe
    Hudson, WI
    Posts: 2376
    #1179084

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    Now that catfish are deemed dangerous, the Liberal Dems are gonna try to impose stricter catfish control to see that no one gets hurt


    No I believe the liberal dems will say,” it’s not the catfishes fault, lets see how we can change our lives to make the catfish feel less threatened and more welcome.”


    Yeah, I suppose they’ll put some sort of spin on it and try to say that the kid was just asking for it, and the fish was just dishing out as little natural justice

    But in all seriousness, catfish are dangerous creatures and as such need to be controlled

    Lives are at stake here people

    If they share part of their name with kitty cats, maybe they should be bred to be a little less spiny and a little more soft and fluffy

    Just a thought

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1179101

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    Yeah, I suppose they’ll put some sort of spin on it and try to say that the kid was just asking for it,


    Clearly it was his mothers fault. Child should be removed from her care.

    average-joe
    Hudson, WI
    Posts: 2376
    #1179105

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    Yeah, I suppose they’ll put some sort of spin on it and try to say that the kid was just asking for it,


    Clearly it was his mothers fault. Child should be removed from her care.


    desperado
    Posts: 3010
    #1179109

    it’s all because the Game Warden wasn’t allowed to spank him when he was younger

    average-joe
    Hudson, WI
    Posts: 2376
    #1179111

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    it’s all because the Game Warden wasn’t allowed to spank him when he was younger


    To many Spankings = Lower IQ

    So the I’d say maybe his mother recieved to many spankings from the CO through the years

    Because It’s obvious she doesn’t which way to point the dangerous end of a catfish

    haasjj
    Cordova, IL
    Posts: 373
    #1179179

    I think they should license people to carry catfish and require 16 hrs of training and have a proficiency test as well. Catfish should be banned from public places too. I believe Chicago has already banned them.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    #1179188

    Don’t forget background checks, including selling them at Sportsman Expos.

    rmartin
    United States
    Posts: 1434
    #1179253

    Kissing catfish is un-natural and might only lead to more deviant behavior in the future.

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