Wise Man Say

  • eye-full
    Waterloo,Ia,USA
    Posts: 660
    #1282552

    The wise man say
    ” For every minute of anger, you lose 60 seconds of happiness”

    but then again he also said
    “He who stands on toilet is high on pot”
    “Man in airport who goes down escalator sideways is going to Bangkok”

    So I don’t know, take it with a grain of salt .

    Denny O
    Central IOWA
    Posts: 5811
    #1176988

    Quote:


    The wise man say
    “Man in airport who goes down escalator forwards / backwards is going to Bangkok”

    So I don’t know, take it with a grain of salt .


    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1177010

    Quote:


    ” For every minute of anger, you lose 60 seconds of happiness”


    That might be the most profound statement I’ve ever read.

    philput
    Knoxville, IL.
    Posts: 208
    #1177013

    A Wise man say; Fish & Visitors both Stink after 3 Days……………

    finman
    Posts: 277
    #1177025

    He who fart in church sit in own pew……

    Drew Engelmeyer
    Lakeville, MN
    Posts: 359
    #1177041

    Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    #1177044

    Quote:


    Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger.



    “Passionate kiss like spider’s web – soon lead to undoing of fly.”

    “Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.”

    “Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!”

    “Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.”

    “Man who lives in glass house should change in basement”

    and of course, since it is a fishing site..

    “He who fishes on other man’s dock often catches crabs.”

    “Man who fishes off the company pier trade one job for another.”

    (The last one is mine)

    eye-full
    Waterloo,Ia,USA
    Posts: 660
    #1177263

    BK got a card that said that and couldn’t agree more, life is to short to be uptight and angry.

    Drew that is wrong on so many levels .

    Pug if you watch the Duck Dynasty at all
    “Better a good day of fishing then a lifetime of Crabs, instead of happy, happy, happy you’ll just be crabby, crabby, crabby.”

    dave-barber
    St Francis, MN
    Posts: 2100
    #1177271

    Man who fish with Brian always end up lyin.

    Man who search for catfish, end up looking fatish.

    Man who looks for fish with whiskers often find same in spouse.

    (ok, all 3 are mine)

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