Quote:
Man who goes to bed with itchy butt, wakes up with smelly finger.
“Passionate kiss like spider’s web – soon lead to undoing of fly.”
“Foolish man give wife grand piano. Wise man give wife upright organ.”
“Baseball is wrong. Man with four balls cannot walk!”
“Panties not best thing on earth, but next to it.”
“Man who lives in glass house should change in basement”
and of course, since it is a fishing site..
“He who fishes on other man’s dock often catches crabs.”
“Man who fishes off the company pier trade one job for another.”
(The last one is mine)