Want to hire a killer to get the job done RIGHT

  • Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    April 10, 2013 at 12:00 pm #1281667

    I know this should go in the Wanted To Buy classifieds, but I’m short of fish bucks.

    I’m looking for a professional killer to take care of this guy. So far the 5 people we’ve hired have failed to complete the task.

    Professional references required.

    (ps in case the guys in black suits take this post seriously, my name is Jesse Krook and I live in Hudson WI and please, be careful with my teeth.)

    targaman
    Inactive
    Wilton, WI
    Posts: 2759
    April 10, 2013 at 12:19 pm #1161102

    I would like to see the use of a live trap. How disrespectful to snowmen everywhere.

    jon_jordan
    St. Paul, Mn
    Posts: 10908
    April 10, 2013 at 12:27 pm #1161106

    ……don’t bring a knife to a gun fight.

    -J.

    nhamm
    Inactive
    Robbinsdale
    Posts: 7348
    April 10, 2013 at 12:40 pm #1161115

    Quote:

    I would like to see the use of a live trap. How disrespectful to snowmen everywhere.

    castle-rock-clown
    Posts: 2596
    April 10, 2013 at 12:54 pm #1161121

    Being a now proffesional raccoon live trapper, might I suggest a hair dryer. Then relocate the melted water responsibly to the river where is can harmoniously mingle with the other waters.

    4d-rock
    Posts: 24
    April 10, 2013 at 12:55 pm #1161122

    No Doubt, can’t wait til someone takes this sucker down

    lhprop1
    Eagan
    Posts: 1899
    April 10, 2013 at 2:08 pm #1161149

    I fear that napalm is your only option, Brian.

    1hl&sinker
    On the St.Croix
    Posts: 2501
    April 10, 2013 at 2:19 pm #1161152

    Quote:

    Being a now proffesional raccoon live trapper, might I suggest a hair dryer. Then relocate the melted water responsibly to the river where is can harmoniously mingle with the other waters.

    Use the low setting as its more humane.

    jonboy
    Wausau, WI
    Posts: 445
    April 10, 2013 at 2:28 pm #1161157

    Hehehehe

    dog2th
    Omaha, NE
    Posts: 362
    April 10, 2013 at 2:35 pm #1161161

    Don’t bring a knife to a SNOWBALL fight…

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    April 10, 2013 at 3:45 pm #1161201

    Quote:

    Being a now proffesional raccoon live trapper, might I suggest a hair dryer. Then relocate the melted water responsibly to the river where is can harmoniously mingle with the other waters.

    I am with Don, this only creates the flood waters that drown a farmers crops when your problem becomes his!

    Killing a snowman is about as useful as removing one zebra mussel from infested waters or eating one silver carp.

    Chris
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 1396
    April 10, 2013 at 4:12 pm #1161222

    Burn more fossil fuels.

    trumar
    Rochester, Mn
    Posts: 5967
    April 10, 2013 at 4:34 pm #1161240

    You best be REAL CAREFUL BK some people may see a hidden message in your post and the results may alot different than you anticipated.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    April 10, 2013 at 4:43 pm #1161251

    Quote:

    (ps in case the guys in black suits take this post seriously, my name is Jesse Krook and I live in Hudson WI and please, be careful with my teeth.)

    You must have missed that part.

    chirp
    Rochester
    Posts: 1471
    April 10, 2013 at 8:24 pm #1161354

    BK, I mean Jesse, I’ll help you pay for the hitman.

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