I know this should go in the Wanted To Buy classifieds, but I’m short of fish bucks.
I’m looking for a professional killer to take care of this guy. So far the 5 people we’ve hired have failed to complete the task.
Professional references required.
(ps in case the guys in black suits take this post seriously, my name is Jesse Krook and I live in Hudson WI and please, be careful with my teeth.)