I mowed the lawn today, and afterwards sat down and had a cold beer. The day was quite beautiful and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.
Finally I thought about an age old question: Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?
Women always maintain that giving birth is more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts. Well, after another beer and some more thinking, I came up with the answer. Getting kicked in the nuts is way more painful than having a baby; and here’s why.
A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, “It might be nice to have another child.”
On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, “You know, I think I’d like another kick in the nuts.”
Case closed, time for another beer. And more thinking!
