Minnesota Bank Robbery

  • Denny O
    Central IOWA
    Posts: 5817
    #1280604

    Minnesota Bank Robbery
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    A hooded robber burst into a Minnesota bank and forced the tellers to load a sack full of cash.

    On his way out the door, a brave Minnesota customer grabbed the hood and pulled it off, revealing the robbers face. The robber shot the customer without a moments hesitation.

    He then looked around the bank and noticed one of the tellers looking straight at him.

    The robber instantly shot him also.

    Everyone in the bank, by now very scared, looked intently down at the floor in silence.

    The robber yelled, “Well, did anyone else see my face?”

    There are a few moments of utter silence in which everyone was plainly to afraid to speak.

    Then, one old Norwegian named Ole tentatively raised his hand without looking up said,

    “I think my wife got a pretty good look at ya.”

    joe_the_fisher
    Wisconsin Dells WI
    Posts: 908
    #1139645

    How come i never thought of that?? LMAO!

    pbitschura
    Posts: 162
    #1139647

    She vas sittin’ out in der car but I tink she saw you commin’ in.

    Denny O
    Central IOWA
    Posts: 5817
    #1139650

    Ya shur, u-bech-ya!

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