friday funnies

  • superiorfishing
    Hastings,MN
    Posts: 395
    #1280488

    Top Ten Reasons Why Men Prefer Guns Over Women

    And here we go…

    #10 – You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

    #9 – You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.

    #8 – If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

    #7 – Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

    #6 – Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

    #5 – A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

    #4 – Guns function normally every day of the month.

    #3 – A gun doesn’t ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

    #2 – A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

    And the Number One reason
    Why Men Prefer Guns over women…..

    #1 – You can buy a silencer for a gun

    Brian Hoffies
    Land of 10,000 taxes, potholes & the politically correct.
    Posts: 6843
    #1137062

    thank you….thank you…thank you!!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59998
    #1137081

    I’m not going to comment ’cause the FW reads these.

    swlund
    Cuba City, WI
    Posts: 395
    #1137088

    Quote:


    I’m not going to comment ’cause the FW reads these.


    Arn’t we a Chicken! Afraid of a .

    jonboy
    Wausau, WI
    Posts: 445
    #1137094

    So that is why I’m living the single life these days…

    Ed Stern
    Goodhue, MN, Goodhue County,
    Posts: 510
    #1137102

    Can you imagine any one of your friends thinking this is cute or funny? Ya, me, too………I know that about 5,000 of my closest friends do!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59998
    #1137103

    Quote:


    Quote:


    I’m not going to comment ’cause the FW reads these.


    Arn’t we a Chicken! Afraid of a .


    Just received a PM from Munyon.

    He would like to change #1 to…..

    When you buy a 38 it doesn’t change into a 44 after a few years.

    Man you have kahunas Munyon!!

    coleycrawler
    Minneapolis
    Posts: 308
    #1137202

    #7 #6 & #4 actually made me laugh out loud!

    here’s what I gotta say for #1

    as far as funny on a friday…

    chirp
    Rochester
    Posts: 1471
    #1137265

    Quote:


    Quote:


    Quote:


    I’m not going to comment ’cause the FW reads these.


    Arn’t we a Chicken! Afraid of a .


    Just received a PM from Munyon.

    He would like to change #1 to…..

    When you buy a 38 it doesn’t change into a 44 after a few years.

    Man you have kahunas Munyon!!


    But BK your the one that posted that not him. You trying to throw him under the bus?

    flatfish
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 2105
    #1137287

    Just read these out load with my wife on the couch. And now she’s at the other end of the couch and she never did laugh like i did. I’m sensing a potential uncomfortable situation here….

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