Your Friday Funny

  • Denny O
    Central IOWA
    Posts: 5819
    #1280393

    Better than a Flu Shot!

    Miss Beatrice, The church organist, was in her eighties and had never been married. She was admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.

    One afternoon the pastor came to call on her and she showed him into her quaint sitting room. She invited him to have a seat while she prepared tea… As he sat facing her old Hammond organ, the young minister noticed a cut glass bowl sitting on top of it. The bowl was filled with water, and in the water floated of all things, a condom!

    When she returned with tea and scones, they began to chat. The pastor tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water and its strange floater. This soon it got the better of him and he could no longer resist. “Miss Beatrice”, he said, “I wonder if you would tell me about this” as he pointed to the bowl.

    “Oh, yes,” she replied, “isn’t it wonderful? I was walking through the park a few months ago and I found this little package on the ground. The directions said to place it on the organ, Keep it wet and that it would prevent the spread of disease. Do you know I haven’t had the flu all winter?”

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1134709

    Only could have come from the fields of Iowa.

    lozherky
    Lake Ozark, MO
    Posts: 36
    #1134721

    Quote:


    Only could have come from the fields of Iowa.


    Hey BK, I resemble that remark

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1134725

    Quote:


    Quote:


    Only could have come from the fields of Iowa.


    Hey BK, I resemble that remark


    No way you could coming from the Blue Cat Mecca of Jeff City!

    lozherky
    Lake Ozark, MO
    Posts: 36
    #1134729

    Again…you are absolutely right, there are some nice ones down here

    ironheadr5
    Northeast, Iowa
    Posts: 373
    #1134730

    I resemble that remark too! !!

    river rat randy
    Hager City WI
    Posts: 1736
    #1134810

    Quote:


    Only could have come from the fields of Iowa.


    ..Now BK stop being corn ee. …rrr

    Denny O
    Central IOWA
    Posts: 5819
    #1134883

    Hummmm, ” OK I’m not going there. “

    Denny O
    Central IOWA
    Posts: 5819
    #1134885

    To clairfy the above BK, I had some bad remark to say, but this is a clean site so I deleted it.

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