Weatherman………………….job opening

  • Brian Hoffies
    Land of 10,000 taxes, potholes & the politically correct.
    Posts: 6843
    #1279852

    OK, here is your chance to audition for the un-official IDO weatherman’s job. Predict this weekends snowfall for your area.

    Winner will have the opportunity to scoop minnows with IDO’s one and only………….

    Randy Wieland
    Lebanon. WI
    Posts: 13303
    #1120537

    Saturday – RAIN
    Saturday Night – a great chance for more rain

    Sunday Rain in some areas, but not as good as a chance as Saturday was.
    Sunday night – a less chance of rain, but if it does, you might see snow flakes that won’t stick to the ground.

    Monday Morning – Tears from all the iceheads that watched what little ice we have disappear..

    glb
    Twin Cities
    Posts: 57
    #1120862

    …..And now for the forecast:

    This evening’s forecast is dark, ….with darkness continuing through the night, then turning to widely scattered light by morning. (from George Carlin).
    As far as the chance of precipitation we have a new untrained and untested box of darts and the official dart thrower is recovering from a shoulder injury, or so he says. You know how it goes at this time of year. It might rain, or snow, …..or maybe not. You just might have to look outside, roll the dice, flip a coin, or use whatever your normal decision process involves.

    Now for the fishing forecast: Your odds for success go up dramatically if you bait up a hook and drop it in the water(swimming pools and bath tubs not included). Kind of one of those “Must be present to win” situations.

    Its always good to be first, but remember “The first story teller never has a chance”. He just set a reference point. The next story teller can always stretch the details further.

    Best regards and happy holidays to all.

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