When he drives a new Skeeter off the sales lot, the value goes up.
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December 13, 2012 at 12:54 pm
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Worlds Most Interesting Man
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December 13, 2012 at 12:56 pm #1120020
He once taught a German Brown Trout to speak Spanish.
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December 13, 2012 at 12:58 pm #1120023The WI DNR has stated their electro shocking equipment is obsolete. They hire him to sit in the boat and the fish in a larger area jump into the boat just to be next to him.
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December 13, 2012 at 1:00 pm #1120025300 hp Yammi’s perform like 400’s when he’s in the boat.
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December 13, 2012 at 1:02 pm #1120026Folder’s bring their coffee beans to him from Columbia for approval.
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December 13, 2012 at 1:05 pm #1120028The word “man pretty” was made up to describe him
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December 13, 2012 at 1:17 pm #1120034He put the Doo
In Captain Doo DOOStay Thirsty My Friends.
December 13, 2012 at 1:26 pm #1120038Fish tremble when they hear his name.
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December 13, 2012 at 1:28 pm #1120040They built the NUKE plant above pool 4 just so he could fish open water year around.
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December 13, 2012 at 1:30 pm #1120041As a toddler he came up with the question…”Are the Ramps Open?”
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December 13, 2012 at 1:31 pm #1120043His persona powers the nuke plant above P-4.
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December 13, 2012 at 1:38 pm #1120046He once “noodled” a channel cat… and thus began a new species called “Flat Head”.
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December 13, 2012 at 1:47 pm #1120051He never shovels his driveway. He semi looks at it and it melts the snow and drys.
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December 13, 2012 at 1:49 pm #1120052The reason the DNR’s don’t stock Pool 4 is because when his feet touch the water, the walleyes and sauger instantly start to mate. 4-5 times per year.
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December 13, 2012 at 1:52 pm #1120053Dean does’t go fishing- he allows the water to surround his boat. And- I was under the impression he built the nuke plant with his bare hands.
STMF
December 13, 2012 at 2:08 pm #1120058
December 13, 2012 at 2:12 pm #1120059St Croix named their top of the line rod in his honor.
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December 13, 2012 at 2:39 pm #1120068He gave the ‘birds and bees’ talk . . . to his own father.
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December 13, 2012 at 3:18 pm #1120079He was going to have his own reality show, but all the networks combined couldn’t come up with enough air time.
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December 13, 2012 at 4:20 pm #1120099i’m thirsty!!!!!!!!!!!
December 13, 2012 at 5:34 pm #1120128He produces the most effective and powerful stink-bait in the world. 1 drop will cause voluntary mass sacrafices from all fish within 3 miles. Don’t ask how the stink bait is collected…
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December 13, 2012 at 5:35 pm #1120129Quote:
They built the NUKE plant above pool 4 just so he could fish open water year around.
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This is the best one so far! Very witty.
December 13, 2012 at 5:48 pm #1120134So the bar has been set!!
Fish migrate up to the head of Pool 4 just for the chance to be caught by him.
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December 13, 2012 at 5:53 pm #1120136When he goes to see the doctor, the doctor always feels better afterwards.
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December 13, 2012 at 5:55 pm #1120137The guys on Duck Dynasty call him weekly for witty things to say.
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December 13, 2012 at 6:01 pm #1120139He doesn’t always eat cookies for breakfast, but when he does, he prefers fresh baked, not store bought!!
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December 13, 2012 at 8:05 pm #1120167
Quote:
Butch Cassidy says to Sundance…WHO IS THAT GUY!!!!
December 13, 2012 at 9:03 pm #1120184He doesn’t spill coffee in your boat oh no my friends your boat finds a way to spill it for him so your boat now feels invincible from his DNA!
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