So!

An Angel, sitting next to St. Peter is assigned 3 new arrivals. The Angel tells the new arrivals, “You will be assigned transportation according to your past behavior”. The first to be assigned is told, “Since you cheated multiple times on your wife, you will drive around in a rusty 1967 dodge dart” Needless to say he is not happy. The second is told, “You only cheated on your wife once and were remorseful so will be assigned a T-bird the vintage of your choosing. The third guy is told “Your never cheated and were pure of heart and a loving husband so will be assigned a brand new Lamborgini”. Several days later as the first two were tooling down the road they noticed guy Number 3 sitting on his New Lamborgini, crying. “What’s up?” they asked. “I just saw my wife and she is riding a skate board”