You guys need to stop posting these links…these strange headlines keep distracting me from my normal screwing around…
Really???
Man sees image of Jesus in his breakfast taco.
Woman says she captured Jesus image in her TV
Woman sees image of Jesus in power meter
Jesus Door Joe told to give bathroom door back
Man convicted of kidnapping mother and threatening to beat her with Jesus picture and Virgin Mary statue
Jesus Christ shows up for jury duty
Naked man claims he’s Jesus, breaks into home
Woman claims to see image of Jesus on stingray
Image of Virgin Mary appears at hamburger restaurant
Man asks officer if he’s Jesus, steals patrol car
Likeness of Jesus seen in moldy shower