Now why…..

….did I think watering some of the perennials was going to involve hazardous duty? Guess I was supposed to step OVER that coil in the hose….

Going to have to show this to the FW. I keep telling her we need to get rid of all those @#$@^&*# flowers and shrubs. Now I can tell her they are dangerous.

I was actually hauling up hose after giving my mushroom logs a couple hours of water. Ma’s plants got some water too and I was moving the sprinkler to another section of lawn. Landed on a pipe at the corner of one such bed that keeps the hose from running thru her plants.

You need some sun on those legs Tom.

Tom, I think it needed to a bit more dramatic story like you were struggling to keep a potential state record perch from flopping out of the boat when it got you with its gill plate. Unfortunately the fish flipped over the side of the boat while you fought to keep from bleeding to death. No fish picture, but you have the scare to prove it! Hope your FW understands hazard pay

OOoouchhhh dude

Tell her that Dr. Vinny Goombah (You know, Rodney Dangerfields personal physican) says in order to prevent a repeat of this dangerous misstep, you’re to stay away from both the flowers and the hose. That oughta do it….

Looks like you are auditioning new plastic colors. I know you are not a drinker but maybe you got too much mushroom in you??

That even makes me say OH @#$%. That hurts me looking at it.

Getting the bandage off at the er was fun. Now for the next couple of days waiting to see where the swelling goes with this. Right now I’m thinking I should have stayed home and just let the leg be. I heard all kinds of scenarios and all of them involve surgery….if the swelling continues. Damn.

becareful nike might come after you for stealing there swoosh