Last year our local newslady who is a 30 something hottie had to report on a cougar loose in central Wisconsin. She did it with a straight face and I laughed my tail off for half an hour.
Don’t move to WI…. we have cougars here too. Saw my first one in 1989 near Roberts in the township of Warren.
When I was going to school in River Falls, I used to see them all the time. Dingy dive bars like Mel’s Midtowner and Johnnies are their natural habitat.