Jump in the boat quickly

  • Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1278171

    No idea where this photo came from besides the interweb but the title of the email summed it up very nicely….

    NOPE.

    bck
    Big Stone Lake Sd
    Posts: 257
    #1080312

    I’d be back in the house and on the kitchen table in about .1 second, Lets just say I don’t care for snakes.

    stuwest
    Elmwood, WI
    Posts: 2254
    #1084716

    my bet is that they arrived by other than land or water.

    getting in the boat might have just trapped you with 25 IN your boat…

    Denny O
    Central IOWA
    Posts: 5821
    #1084719

    !! HEW-LLL NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Mike Stephens
    WI.
    Posts: 1722
    #1084721

    That looks like a prank Pops or I would do to one another just for s—- and giggles

    armchairdeity
    Phoenix, AZ, formerly from the NW 'Burbs, Minneapolis, MN, USA
    Posts: 1620
    #1084723

    You know me, BK… I’d be out there with a 5-gallon pail busily working out a relocation plan.

    The look like Northern water snakes. They tend to aggregate like that at, ahem, certain times of year.

    It’s funny to me that people who can lip a fish big enough to swallow their arm up to the shoulder are petrified of snakes. Permit me an amused chuckle…

    Please forgive me, I just couldn’t help it.

    mstrumar
    Posts: 439
    #1084725

    Quote:


    It’s funny to me that people who can lip a fish big enough to swallow their arm up to the shoulder are petrified of snakes. Permit me an amused chuckle…

    Please forgive me, I just couldn’t help it.


    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1084726

    Like they say on the Red Green show ACD, if women can’t find you handsome, they need to find you handy!

    armchairdeity
    Phoenix, AZ, formerly from the NW 'Burbs, Minneapolis, MN, USA
    Posts: 1620
    #1084729

    Quote:


    Like they say on the Red Green show ACD, if women can’t find you handsome, they need to find you handy!


    And then there’s me, where they find you both.

    trophy19
    Maple Grove, MN
    Posts: 1206
    #1084730

    Behavior: They are active during the day and at night. They are most often seen basking on rocks, stumps, or brush. During the day, they hunt among plants at the water’s edge, looking for small fish, frogs, worms, leeches, crayfish, salamanders, small birds and mammals. At night, they concentrate on minnows and other small fish sleeping in shallow water. The Lake Erie water snake subspecies, Nerodia sipedon insularum, was once endangered, but now benefits from the introduction of the round goby, an invasive species, which now comprises up to 90 per cent of its diet.

    The Northern water snake can grow up to 135 cm (4.4 ft) long.[2] They can be brown, gray, reddish, or brownish-black. They have dark crossbands on their necks and dark stripes and blotches on the rest of their bodies, often leading to misidentification as cottonmouths or copperheads by novices. They darken as they age. Some will become almost completely black. The belly of this snake also varies in color. It can be white, yellow, or gray. Usually it also has reddish or black crescents.

    Northern water snakes have many predators, including birds, raccoons, opossums, foxes, snapping turtles, and other snakes. They defend themselves vigorously when they are threatened. If they are picked up by an animal, or person, they will bite repeatedly, as well as release excrement and musk. Their saliva contains a mild anticoagulant, which can cause the bite to bleed more but poses little risk to humans.

    May God bless and keep them,,,,far away from me.

    bck
    Big Stone Lake Sd
    Posts: 257
    #1084734

    Quote:


    You know me, BK… I’d be out there with a 5-gallon pail busily working out a relocation plan.

    The look like Northern water snakes. They tend to aggregate like that at, ahem, certain times of year.

    It’s funny to me that people who can lip a fish big enough to swallow their arm up to the shoulder are petrified of snakes. Permit me an amused chuckle…

    Please forgive me, I just couldn’t help it.


    You are permited to laugh all you want:I think my fear goes beyond petrified to a phobia,cant say why, but it is what it is.

    mstrumar
    Posts: 439
    #1084739

    Quote:


    It’s funny to me that people who can lip a fish big enough to swallow their arm up to the shoulder are petrified of snakes. Permit me an amused chuckle…

    Please forgive me, I just couldn’t help it.


    You are permited to laugh all you want:I think my fear goes beyond petrified to a phobia,cant say why, but it is what it is.


    If I am not mistaken, I believe his “chuckle” is directed at BK, the mighty MrCtFish

    chirp
    Rochester
    Posts: 1471
    #1084740

    Thanks, BK. I still am not over the rattle snake picture you posted earlier.

    bck
    Big Stone Lake Sd
    Posts: 257
    #1084744

    Quote:


    Quote:


    It’s funny to me that people who can lip a fish big enough to swallow their arm up to the shoulder are petrified of snakes. Permit me an amused chuckle…

    Please forgive me, I just couldn’t help it.


    You are permited to laugh all you want:I think my fear goes beyond petrified to a phobia,cant say why, but it is what it is.


    If I am not mistaken, I believe his “chuckle” is directed at BK, the mighty MrCtFish


    You are probably correct,but I’m still scared to death of snakes.

    Palerider77
    Posts: 630
    #1084745

    That would have caused Mrs. Palerider to light that dock on fire.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1084748

    I’m not afraid of snakes…I don’t like it when they surprise me. I have no problem shooting them at close range…it might take 13 rounds, but I’m not afraid of them!

    sliderfishn
    Blaine, MN
    Posts: 5432
    #1059046

    Nothing a little Tannerite wouldn’t take care of…..

    Ron

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1084754

    Actual cell phone camera photo taken by a kayaker in the back waters of the Mississippi.

    I think it’s a Northern Water Snake(?)

    Looks more like Pepi to me.

    chris-tuckner
    Hastings/Isle MN
    Posts: 12318
    #1084761

    Quote:


    I’m not afraid of snakes…I don’t like it when they surprise me. I have no problem shooting them at close range…it might take 13 rounds, but I’m not afraid of them!


    That’s going to take a few magazines.
    Ish.

    Denny O
    Central IOWA
    Posts: 5821
    #1084762

    OK THIS THREAD IS BANED FROM MY COMPUTER!
    We are, done here.

    armchairdeity
    Phoenix, AZ, formerly from the NW 'Burbs, Minneapolis, MN, USA
    Posts: 1620
    #1084763

    Quote:


    Quote:


    I’m not afraid of snakes…I don’t like it when they surprise me. I have no problem shooting them at close range…it might take 13 rounds, but I’m not afraid of them!


    That’s going to take a few magazines.
    Ish.


    LOL, the first thing that went through my head when I saw the words “a few magazines” was:

    “What, you need something to read while BK tries to shoot the snake?”

    pantherpop
    Kalispell, MT
    Posts: 264
    #1084766

    12 gauge Dock sweeper

    KirtH
    Lakeville
    Posts: 4063
    #1084790

    Brian you go first! Not a chance

    jeff_huberty
    Inactive
    Posts: 4941
    #1084794

    Legless Devils!

    Evil Serpents!

    Jake_A
    Posts: 569
    #1084822

    I have seen the docks at Mr. Sippi’s on P4 look like this before. I HATE snakes…and so when you are fishing off the dock and you don’t pay attention, you can find that there are 10-12 blocking your way BACK to shore

    Needless to say I them.

    Bob/MN
    Posts: 58
    #1084925

    WOW !! That looks nasty.
    We are fortunate we do not have much of a snake population in MN.
    I have encountered a dock covered with land mines left by a flock of Geese. That was nasty in another way. -)

    armchairdeity
    Phoenix, AZ, formerly from the NW 'Burbs, Minneapolis, MN, USA
    Posts: 1620
    #1084961

    Quote:


    We are fortunate we do not have much of a snake population in MN.


    Say what, bro?

    Since this is a snake-related thread, lemme set the record straight here:

    We’ve got more than 15 species of snakes here in MN, including 2 species of venomous snake, both species of hognose, 2 species of garter snakes, etc. They live in every county of the state, including LotW, St. Louis, Lake, and Cook. They range in size from 6 inches to well over 6 feet… the black rat snake is capable of hitting close to 8 feet long and 20 lbs.

    If it weren’t for our _substantial_ snake population, we would be entirely overrun with rats and mice, toads, frogs, and a dozen other plagues I can’t think of at the moment. In fact, hognose are the only critter I know of that can munch down toads without getting sick.

    Water snakes and garter snakes actually help control fish populations, believe it or not. Tiz true.

    Sorry… just happens to be a subject I have some familiarity with and a bit of a passion about. Hearing about people killing snakes is, to me, like hearing about people killing walleyes and tossing them on shore for stealing catfish bait, or filling a freezer with meat off trophy muskies. Usually I just ignore it cuz I know I’m in the minority… but since I had a shot at a soapbox, well, I had to take it, right?

    /soapbox

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1084976

    ACD, besides the Timber Rattler that I’m just finding out is much closer to my neighborhood than I thought, what’s the other poisonous critter?

    There is many benefit to those legless devils as Jeff calls them, but I would be much happier if they stayed in the dark places under rocks and keep Onestout company rather then myself.

    Your serve!

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