Wed Funny

  • suzuki
    Woodbury, Mn
    Posts: 18621
    June 13, 2012 at 1:18 pm #1277678

    Took a girl home after clubbing last night. After a few drinks, we went
    upstairs and while we were taking our clothes off a voice came from the
    bed and asked “I hope that’s not that fat one from last week”.

    The girl said “What the hell was that?”

    I said “It’s that damn memory foam mattress”.

    DaveB
    Inver Grove Heights MN
    Posts: 4469
    June 13, 2012 at 2:29 pm #1075705

    Reminds me of the one about the guy who meets an older cougar who asks the guy if he wants to come home for some steamy mother/daughter action. He gets to her place and she calls out “Mom, are you awake?”

    jiggin-rake
    inver grove heights, minnesota
    Posts: 857
    June 13, 2012 at 2:48 pm #1075712

    Hahahahha

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