tuesday funny

  • skeeterbite
    illinois
    Posts: 348
    June 12, 2012 at 4:36 am #1277657

    A guy calls his boss and says” I cant come to work today” The boss asks why and the guy says” Its my eyes” Whats wrong with youre eyes , the boss asks. “I just cant see myself comming to work ,so im going fishing.

    Jack Naylor
    Apple Valley, MN
    Posts: 5668
    June 12, 2012 at 5:15 am #1075402

    Yep, that always works.

    Jack

    palolo
    Posts: 284
    June 12, 2012 at 11:08 am #1075414

    Not funny is when you call in sick and you show up the next day sunburned.

    fishthumper
    Sartell, MN.
    Posts: 11897
    June 12, 2012 at 11:28 am #1075417

    Quote:

    Not funny is when you call in sick and you show up the next day sunburned.

    Been there and done that. Oh well there are lots of jobs but only so many days to fish

    Randy Wieland
    Lebanon. WI
    Posts: 13467
    June 12, 2012 at 11:30 am #1075420

    Quote:

    Not funny is when you call in sick and you show up the next day sunburned.

    Funny is when your boss also shows up with a sun burn

    palolo
    Posts: 284
    June 12, 2012 at 11:37 am #1075421

    coworker says “wow you’re tanned, were you fishing?”

    my reply “umm no just some yard work” and walks away to avoid anymore questions.

    bret_clark
    Sparta, WI
    Posts: 9362
    June 12, 2012 at 1:05 pm #1075443

    Anal Glaucoma…..can’t see my butt going to work.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    June 12, 2012 at 2:32 pm #1075466

    I heard that “I can’t see myself coming into work” joke about 20 years ago and I still love it to this day.

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