suspect wife cheating on me – need help

Dear IDO’ers

I really need your advice on a serious problem.

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. If the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up. She goes out with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes home, but I usually fall asleep.
Anyway, last night about midnight I hid in the tool shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone’s car, buttoning her blouse. Then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I can weld, or do I need to replace the whole bracket?

Dog

You need to calm down and dont do anything rash before calling your marine mechanic. I wouldn’t mess around with a problem of that magniture. You could end up without a boat for most of the season!

ps-and the hole thing mentioned below…

Somebody else on here had that same problem a couple of months ago….I think

Replace the hole in your head, or use bondo??

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Replace the hole in your head, or use bondo??

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Don’t skimp… JB Weld is the cats-meow!

Maybe if I bring her home during the daylight you could get a better look at it.

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Maybe if I bring her home during the daylight you could get a better look at it.

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HILARIOUS!!!

Maybe her friend has a “BIGGER” boat ….

I would dump the winch, sell all her jewejry,personal belongings, and buy YOU a NEW BOAT. Dont forget to cancel her credit cards.And get another dog, You can always trust youre dog.

Ask your wife if she is screwing a welder that might have advice.

Sounds like two ex’s- ex wife and ex boat!!!

Next time I drop your wife off I will look at that crack for you.

Wow. You’re really lucky that you didn’t have a gun with you when you saw what you did.

I’d have shot the boat and put it out of its misery.

Grouse

Hey Famous Grouse;
You have the absolute best sign on name!!

Should our paths ever cross I’ll buy you a cup…..B

Dammit Famous Grouse, usually a nice crack where you mount is a good thing butt, in a case this severe, I’m not even sure Mr. JB Weld would do. I think you should replace ‘er before you lose it all. Now there’s a lot of junk mounts out there, so I think you might just get a new one or

You guys crack me up.

Halarious Pug, maybe hes even a good welder, this is where blackmail comes into play. Get the Camera and stay up until it happens again, maybe even give her a few extra bucks so it happens sooner then later. Take a picture and show it to her and get free boat maintainence for life, plus a little extra for under your thumb at your house. Honey its time for some new sparkplugs, need a few bucks?

I think both cracks are too big for you to fill with any satisfaction. Time to move on.

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I think both cracks are too big for you to fill with any satisfaction. Time to move on.

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burn!