Brings a teat to my eye Joke

  • Tom P.
    Whitehall Wi.
    Posts: 3526
    #1275269

    Now don’t you Dems get upset, it’s only a joke!!!

    A woman from Los Angeles, CA who was a tree hugger, a Democrat, and an anti-hunter, purchased a piece of timberland near Kingston, Idaho . There was a large tree on one of the highest points in the tract. She wanted a good view of the natural splendor of her land so she started to climb the big tree. As she neared the top she encountered a spotted owl that attacked her. In her haste to escape, the woman slid down the tree to the ground and got many splinters in her crotch.

    In considerable pain, she hurried to Shoshone medical center ER to see a doctor. She told him she was an environmentalist, a democrat, and an anti-hunter and how she came to get all the splinters. The doctor listened to her story with great patience and then told her to go wait in the examining room and he would see if he could help her.

    She sat and waited three hours before the doctor reappeared. The angry woman demanded, “What took you so long?”

    He smiled and then told her, “Well, I had to get permits from the Environmental Protection Agency, the Forest Service, and the Bureau of Land Management before I could remove old-growth timber from a recreational area. I’m sorry, but due to Obama Care, they turned me down.”

    Sort of brings a tear to my eye. GOD BLESS AMERICA!

    jeff_huberty
    Inactive
    Posts: 4941
    #1026140

    I will never get upset over anything that would bring a teat to my eye

    shoot_n_release
    Mora, MN
    Posts: 756
    #1026141

    The joke is great… and so is the subject line.

    luckydog2
    The Villages Florida
    Posts: 364
    #1026142

    SO!!!!! !!!That’s what it brings to my eye?

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1026145

    Tom, I’m busting a gut and I haven’t read the joke yet!

    Good one!

    bret_clark
    Sparta, WI
    Posts: 9362
    #1026149

    I like to make the motor boat sound when they are in my eyes

    big_g
    Isle, MN
    Posts: 22456
    #1026162

    that’s better than a weenie in your ear I guess….

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    #1026178

    “You’ll poke your eye out”.

    Tom P.
    Whitehall Wi.
    Posts: 3526
    #1026188

    Quote:


    Tom, I’m busting a gut and I haven’t read the joke yet!

    Good one!


    Oh MY G-D I never caught it until I reread the subject line. Now I do have a tears in my eyes.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1026189

    Damn you auto correct!

    rvvrrat
    The Sand Prairie
    Posts: 1840
    #1026840

    Quote:


    “You’ll poke your eye out”.


    Only if they are cold.

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