Gun Wisdom

  • clarence_chapman
    Hastings, MN Lake Isabel activist
    Posts: 1345
    #1275225

    Gun Wisdom

    Some words to the wise. Shooting Advice from various Concealed Carry Instructors. If you own a gun, you will appreciate this. If not, you should get one and learn how to use it:

    A; Guns have only two enemies rust and politicians.

    B; Its always better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

    C; Cops carry guns to protect themselves, not you.

    D; Never let someone or something that threatens you get inside arms length.

    E; Never say “Ive got a gun.” If you need to use deadly force, the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.

    F; The average response time of a 911 call is 23 minutes, the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.

    G; The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win – cheat if necessary.

    H; Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets . . . You may get killed with your own gun, but he’ll have to beat you to death with it, cause it’ll be empty.

    I; If youre in a gun fight:
    1/ If you’re not shooting, you should be loading.
    2/ If you’re not loading, you should be movin,
    3/ If you’re not movin’, you’re dead.

    J; In a life and death situation, do something . . . It may be wrong, but do something!

    K; If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

    L; You can say ‘stop’ or ‘alto’ or any other word, but a large bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language.

    M; You cannot save the planet, but you may be able to save yourself and your family.

    If you believe in the 2nd Amendment, please forward.

    suzuki
    Woodbury, Mn
    Posts: 18602
    #1024985

    Yep. When seconds count the police are only minutes away.

    chris-tuckner
    Hastings/Isle MN
    Posts: 12318
    #1024987

    And the classic….”Why do I carry a gun?” “Because a cop is just too darned heavy!”

    DrewH
    s/w WI.
    Posts: 1404
    #1025014

    Quote:


    And the classic….”Why do I carry a gun?” “Because a cop is just too darned heavy!”


    .

    flatfish
    Rochester, MN
    Posts: 2105
    #1025019

    With out a doubt, this is the best thing I have read all year, or last year, or the yer before that, (dot-dot-dot!)

    Tom P.
    Whitehall Wi.
    Posts: 3518
    #1025059

    Guy gets stopped by a cop has his CC permit. The cop asks is that the only gun you have? The guy says no I have a shotgun in the trunk 357 revolver in the glove box and an AR 15 in the back seat. The cop asks what are you afraid of….The guy says nothing.

    jennyhanson416
    Polk County, WI
    Posts: 79
    #1025062

    Quote:


    Guy gets stopped by a cop has his CC permit. The cop asks is that the only gun you have? The guy says no I have a shotgun in the trunk 357 revolver in the glove box and an AR 15 in the back seat. The cop asks what are you afraid of….The guy says nothing.


    nah, this is how that joke goes…
    Gotta Love Little Old Ladies:
    I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan , KS .
    I asked for her driver’s license, registration, and proof of insurance.
    The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.
    In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age) to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

    She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.
    Something—body language, or the way she said it—made me want to ask if she had any other firearms.

    She did admit to also having a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what was she so afraid of.

    She looked me right in the eye and said, “Not a [censored] thing!”

    jennyhanson416
    Polk County, WI
    Posts: 79
    #1025068

    I so want this mailbox… but then again, the criminals might figure out that I have firearms in my house…

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1025072

    I’ve seen that picture a bunch of times before…but THAT was nicely done!

    phigs
    Twin Cities, MN
    Posts: 1046
    #1025093

    Quote:


    but then again, the criminals might figure out that I have firearms in my house…


    Really……

    I provide some real info for people to think about, and this like third time someone has tried to cut me on it.

    Go ahead, do what you want, but if anything were to ever happen, I can say I will be the first person to laugh at you.

    Just like the idiot using bird shot to defend his family. Might as well just deploy a nerf bat for a defense line.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    #1025094

    Lighten up Francis.

    clarence_chapman
    Hastings, MN Lake Isabel activist
    Posts: 1345
    #1025104

    Wonder if you would get your mail if the hammer was cocked????

    PowerFred
    Posts: 395
    #1025192

    Quote:


    Lighten up Francis.


    Name that movie! One of my all time favorites!

    TroyRozeske
    Burnsville MN
    Posts: 208
    #1025204

    Stripes!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Ralph Wiggum
    Maple Grove, MN
    Posts: 11764
    #1025206

    Quote:


    Wonder if you would get your mail if the hammer was cocked????



    That would signal to the mail carrier that there was outgoing mail to pick up

    phigs
    Twin Cities, MN
    Posts: 1046
    #1025207

    Quote:


    Quote:


    Lighten up Francis.


    Name that movie! One of my all time favorites!


    Stripes

    suzuki
    Woodbury, Mn
    Posts: 18602
    #1025210

    Quote:


    Quote:


    but then again, the criminals might figure out that I have firearms in my house…


    Really……

    I provide some real info for people to think about, and this like third time someone has tried to cut me on it.

    Go ahead, do what you want, but if anything were to ever happen, I can say I will be the first person to laugh at you.

    Just like the idiot using bird shot to defend his family. Might as well just deploy a nerf bat for a defense line.


    I hope this is in reference to a previous post between you two because otherwise it makes no sense at all.

    DaveB
    Inver Grove Heights MN
    Posts: 4465
    #1025223

    Sent that pic to a guy I talk to daily in NY/Jersey area, his reply:

    “There are a few parts of jersey where the Italians are that have them”

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