Lie detector

  • sauger
    Hastings ,MN
    Posts: 2442
    November 23, 2011 at 2:31 pm #1274659

    A father buys a lie detector robot that slaps people when they lie. He decides
    to test it out at dinner one night.

    The father asks his son what he did that day.

    The son says, “I did some schoolwork.”
    The robot slaps the son.
    The son says, “Ok, Ok. I was at a friend’s house watching movies.”

    Dad asks, “what movie did you watch?”
    Son says, “Toy Story.”

    The robot slaps the son.

    Son says, “Ok, Ok we were watching porn.”
    Dad says,”What? At your age I didn’t even know what porn was!”

    The robot slaps the dad.
    Mom laughs and says,”Well he certainly is your son!”

    The robot slaps the mom

    fishthumper
    Sartell, MN.
    Posts: 11917
    November 23, 2011 at 2:35 pm #1011490

    Now thats funny I don’t care who you are – Thats funny!!!!

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    November 23, 2011 at 3:12 pm #1011509

    That joke had great pace.

    mossydan
    Cedar Rapids, Iowa
    Posts: 7727
    November 23, 2011 at 3:15 pm #1011512

    Lol, I told the wife and she laughed too.

    big_g
    Isle, MN
    Posts: 22451
    November 23, 2011 at 4:22 pm #1011546

    Man I’d have been slapped silly as a kid… and even now sometimes

    jetdriver
    Hudson WI
    Posts: 491
    November 23, 2011 at 4:35 pm #1011549

    Glad they don’t have those robots at the boat ramp. A lot of people would be getting the slap down.

    diesel
    Menomonee Falls, WI
    Posts: 1020
    November 23, 2011 at 8:53 pm #1011632

    Now that there is a good one.

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