A True Fisherman
Letter to the Men’s Help line:
Hi Andy, I really need your advice on a serious problem: I have
suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The usual
signs: if the phone rings and I answer, the caller hangs up; she goes out
with the girls a lot. I try to stay awake to look out for her when she comes
home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night about midnight I hid in
the shed behind the boat. When she came home she got out of someone’s car,
buttoning her blouse, then she took her panties out of her purse and slipped
them on. It was at that moment, crouched behind the boat, that I noticed a
hairline crack in the outboard engine mounting bracket. Is that something I
can weld or do I need to replace it?