The Story of Minnesota
Minnesota became the 32nd state on May 11, 1858 and was originally settled
by a lost tribe of Norwegians seeking refuge from the searing heat of
Wisconsin ‘s winters.
Minnesota gets its name from the Sioux Indian word “mah-nee-soo-tah”,
meaning, “No, really… They eat fish soaked in lye”.
The state song of Minnesota is “Someday the Vikings will… Aw, never
mind”.
The Mall of America in Bloomington , Minnesota covers 9.5 million
square feet and has enough space to hold 185,000 idiot teenagers
yapping away on cell phones.
Madison , Minnesota is known as “the lutefisk capital of the world”.
Avoid this city at all costs.
“The Mary Tyler Moore Show” was set in Minneapolis , Minnesota , and
was Mary’s first real acting job since leaving the “Dick van Dyke
Show. The show about a single woman’s struggle to find happiness in
the big city was originally titled “Life Without Dick”, but that was
changed for some reason.
Downtown Minneapolis has an enclosed skyway system covering 52 blocks,
allowing people to live, work, eat, and sleep without ever going
outside. The only downside to this is that a Norwegian occasionally
turns up missing.
Cartoonist Charles M. Shultz was born in Minneapolis, Minnesota and
grew up in St. Paul . He was the only artist to accurately depict
the perfectly circular heads of Minnesota natives.
The Hormel Company of Austin , Minnesota produces 6 million cans of
Spam a year, even though no one actually eats it. Spam is a prized
food in Japan & Hawaii–Spam sushi!!
Minnesota license plates are blue & white and contain the phrase
“Blizzards on the 4th of July – you get used to it.”
Frank C. Mars, founder of the Mars Candy Co. Was born in Newport ,
Minnesota . His 3 Musketeers candy bar originally contained three bars
in one wrapper, each filled with a different flavor of nougat –
chocolate, Spam and lutefisk.
Tonka trucks continue to be manufactured in Minnetonka, Minnesota ,
despite the thousands of GI Joe dolls killed by them annually in
rollover accidents. No airbags, no seat belts. These things are
deathtraps, I tell ya!
Author Laura Ingalls Wilder was raised at Walnut Grove, Minnesota ,
and was famous for writing the “Little House” series of books, as well
as inventing the “Spam diet” which consists of looking at a plate of
Spam until you lose your appetite. Much like the “lutefisk diet”.
The snowmobile was invented in Roseau, Minnesota so as to allow
families a means of attending 4th of July picnics.
Minnesotans are almost indistinguishable from Wisconsinites. The only
way to tell them apart is to ask if they voted for Mondale in ’84.
Now… it’s up to you to forward this to all your friends If one of
them does not forward it to others, he/she will be given an entrance
pin to attend the Eelpout Festival in Walker, MN , February 17-19 2012.
—– Cold is a relative thing
65°
Arizonans turn on the heat.
People in Minnesota plant gardens.
60°
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
People in Minnesota sunbathe.
50°
Italian & English cars won’t start.
People in Minnesota drive with the windows down..
40°
Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats.
People in Minnesota throw on a flannel shirt.
35°
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
People in Minnesota have the last cookout before it gets cold.
20°
People in Miami all die.
Minnesotans close their windows.
0°
Californians fly away to Mexico.
People in Minnesota get out their winter coats.
10° below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates.
The Girl Scouts in Minnesota are selling cookies door to door.
20° below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air. (Ya think? Nah.).
People in Minnesota let their dogs sleep indoors.
30° below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
Minnesotans get upset if they can’t start the snowmobile.
40° below zero:
ALL atomic motion stops.
People in Minnesota start saying…”Cold enough for ya?”
50° below zero:
Hell freezes over.
Minnesota public schools will open 2 hours late.
thank you!
I’ve also shoveled the deck in 20 degree weather in shorts and snowmobile boots. Wil 