Well … I think you already know, by her reaction, that you are definitely in the doghouse.
As to what you gonna do now?
Get used to it, this ain’t gonna be the last time.
Besides … It’s a lot easier to just get used to being in the doghouse than it is to try and get out.
You could always give her a little space and go fishing for a bit? 
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I said somthing like that and my wife said “Well I guess you can just screw yourself from now on.”
That right there is funny, I don’t care who you are.
Thanks for the advice. Looks like I got it all smoothed over, for now, I think. Turns out the foot rub and break from the kids did the trick.
Glad most thought it was funny, that’s why I put it up. I would laugh my [censored] off if she said…
“I think I’m growing balls from all the snow shoveling/lawn mowing/drain cleaning/beer drinking/mouse killing/car repair I’ve had to do lately”
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I said somthing like that and my wife said “Well I guess you can just screw yourself from now on.”
That right there is funny, I don’t care who you are.
Thanks for the advice. Looks like I got it all smoothed over, for now, I think. Turns out the foot rub and break from the kids did the trick.
Glad most thought it was funny, that’s why I put it up. I would laugh my [censored] off if she said…
“I think I’m growing balls from all the snow shoveling/lawn mowing/drain cleaning/beer drinking/mouse killing/car repair I’ve had to do lately”
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I would laugh my [censored] off if she said…
“I think I’m growing balls from all the snow shoveling/lawn mowing/drain cleaning/beer drinking/mouse killing/car repair I’ve had to do lately”
and then when you quit laughing you’d probably say something stupid again; something like
“Well don’t plan on us going jockstrap shopping together until ya bait yer own hook and fillet yer own fish.”
I know I would … sometimes we just can’t help ourselves.
I would suggest an all nighter. Usually when they realize how much stuff gets done when you are there and how much gets done when you are not…. Also if you make the appointment and get fixed, it won’t matter if you are in the dog house or not as they lose all interest in sex.
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.God made man and then he made woman to be different .
Hense the reason god made her from man’s rib……..reaedy….wait for it…………
because god knew she would be a pain in man’s side.
We might be a pain in your side but men are a pain in our 
Lol.
I say this in fun.
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“I feel like I’m growing a vagina”
Have you considered vajazzling?
Not sure what you can do, but moving forward, you need one of these.
You guys are sick, that’s a filter. He needs a filter.
Either that or you need one of these.
Just be sure when you talk under your breath that she can’t hear that either. Because they never leave you alone until you finally make up something nicer than what you really said, and tell her that.
You made my day pal !!
Chop it off it’s only good for cut bait now 
You can put that on YOUR hook Tom, I’m sticking with Sudden Impact. 
Sometimes I feel cursed with a good imagination that I can’t control. Thanks a lot Tom.
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