Am I in trouble???

  • chamberschamps
    Mazomanie, WI
    Posts: 1089
    August 28, 2011 at 3:00 am #1273604

    With a newborn in the house, I’ve had to start “stepping up” on the day to day chores, seeing that the kid is attached to the tit most the day. Generally my wife has a pretty good sense of humor. So, while I was folding laundry, I was thinking out loud and I might I said:

    “I feel like I’m growing a vagina with all the extra house work I’ve had to do lately”,

    Oh boy. You could have heard a pin drop-and it got mighty cold. I apologized profusely, but I probably didn’t sound too sincere, because I was kind of laughing (I thought it was sort of funny).

    So, how much trouble am I in. Flowers? Foot rub? Animal sacrifice?

    It’s mighty tense at the household, any help would be appreciated.

    drewsdad
    Crosby, MN
    Posts: 3138
    August 28, 2011 at 3:19 am #991400

    You are hosed…. But on the bright side you may be the first poster to use the word vagina in a post.

    dd

    Jen19580
    Posts: 28
    August 28, 2011 at 3:26 am #991402

    From a female perspective…. Do all the ideas you had and if you can squeeze milk out of your nipples try and breast feed the baby.
    Seriously, apologize with a straight face.

    Denny O
    Central IOWA
    Posts: 5821
    August 28, 2011 at 3:26 am #991403

    You may have to sacrifice your first born like Moses did to get back into the good graces.

    Waite a minute, isn’t that what you and your wife just had??

    Denny O
    Central IOWA
    Posts: 5821
    August 28, 2011 at 3:29 am #991404

    Hand made meal, flowers and the best of graces are in order for you sir. I’m a way past that time of my life now.

    chriswallace
    Andover, MN
    Posts: 275
    August 28, 2011 at 3:50 am #991405

    Quote:

    Hand made meal, flowers and the best of graces are in order for you sir. I’m a way past that time of my life now.

    thank god I have not reached that time of my life!!

    That post did make my night!

    cat dude
    Arlington, MN
    Posts: 1389
    August 28, 2011 at 4:04 am #969456

    She will get over it.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    August 28, 2011 at 7:48 am #969459

    Quote:

    you may be the first poster to use the word vagina in a post.

    Not true, Bret Clark used it in a report the first time he went fishing with Blue Fleck.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    August 28, 2011 at 7:50 am #991406

    Quote:

    Do all the ideas you had and if you can squeeze milk out of your nipples try and breast feed the baby.

    I wish I would have said that!

    ‘course it wouldn’t have been as funny had I said it.

    jsfishin
    Urbana, IA
    Posts: 120
    August 28, 2011 at 9:19 am #991410

    Leave it alone for a day. Then all you can do to make her feel like a WOMAN…and you like a schmuck! Have a babysitter
    for a night and take her out.
    Good luck, I’ve been married over 30 years, and I’ve made
    my share of stupid comments…that I thought made sense or
    was funny..?!!

    stevenoak
    Posts: 1719
    August 28, 2011 at 12:09 pm #991412

    I tell my wife”I was like this when you met me and you married me.So it’s just as much your fault.”Works sometimes.Maybe not on this one.Look at the brite side.Maybe you will get the silent treatment.My wife did that once.After 3 days she realized I was enjoying it.

    Gary Sanders
    Lake Wisconsin
    Posts: 434
    August 28, 2011 at 12:09 pm #991413

    Offer to take her fishing…. what?

    stuart
    Mn.
    Posts: 3682
    August 28, 2011 at 12:30 pm #991417

    I said somthing like that and my wife said “Well I guess you can just screw yourself from now on.”
    She will get over it…..given time….lots of time…

    Joel Ballweg
    Sauk City, Wisconsin
    Posts: 3295
    August 28, 2011 at 12:50 pm #991423

    You knuckle head. Your screwed for awhile anyways.

    On the bright side, you provided us with a pretty good laugh.

    All of us who are married have been there. Stupid comments are part of what makes us men. We’ve just got to remember who we’re around when we say them.

    blue-fleck
    Dresbach, MN
    Posts: 7872
    August 28, 2011 at 1:00 pm #991425

    Quote:

    Quote:

    you may be the first poster to use the word vagina in a post.

    Not true, Bret Clark used it in a report the first time he went fishing with Blue Fleck.

    Yeah, I told Bret if he started fishing Bass, it would help to remove the one he has.

    Brian Hoffies
    Land of 10,000 taxes, potholes & the politically correct.
    Posts: 6843
    August 28, 2011 at 1:34 pm #991430

    Quote:

    With a newborn in the house, I’ve had to start “stepping up” on the day to day chores, seeing that the kid is attached to the tit most the day. Generally my wife has a pretty good sense of humor. So, while I was folding laundry, I was thinking out loud and I might I said:

    “I feel like I’m growing a vagina with all the extra house work I’ve had to do lately”,

    Oh boy. You could have heard a pin drop-and it got mighty cold. I apologized profusely, but I probably didn’t sound too sincere, because I was kind of laughing (I thought it was sort of funny).

    So, how much trouble am I in. Flowers? Foot rub? Animal sacrifice?

    It’s mighty tense at the household, any help would be appreciated.

    If you truly said that there is no wrath that would be adequate. Even a 14 year old male knows better then to say something that stupid.

    You deserve everything you get. Hopefully she has a vivid imagination.

    mikehd
    Dousman, WI
    Posts: 965
    August 28, 2011 at 1:55 pm #991431

    Quote:

    Quote:

    you may be the first poster to use the word vagina in a post.

    Not true, Bret Clark used it in a report the first time he went fishing with Blue Fleck.

    And that’s exactly why his Mother and Father have asked me to keep an eye on him as they left for Florida.

    But back to the main issue……Dude you may have to wait until your newborn starts school before that one dies off but trust me if she’s like my FW she’ll still remember it and bring it up 38 years later.

    Mike Stephens
    WI.
    Posts: 1722
    August 28, 2011 at 2:16 pm #991435

    Don’t forget to take pictures while doing the “female perspective” thingy. This we gotta see.

    cat dude
    Arlington, MN
    Posts: 1389
    August 28, 2011 at 2:16 pm #991436

    Wives are very good at remembering things forever but, life does go on.

    Will it come up 20 years from now, I am sure but I just ignore it and she lets it lye.

    Mike W
    MN/Anoka/Ham lake
    Posts: 13294
    August 28, 2011 at 3:07 pm #991443

    Quote:

    From a female perspective…. Do all the ideas you had and if you can squeeze milk out of your nipples try and breast feed the baby.
    Seriously, apologize with a straight face.

    Or figure out how to have the second one yourself.

    drewsdad
    Crosby, MN
    Posts: 3138
    August 28, 2011 at 3:11 pm #991444

    Here is a seriously good idea, I think. Disclaimer: It could make things worse. Show her this post!

    dd

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    August 28, 2011 at 3:23 pm #991446

    Quote:

    Here is a seriously good idea, I think. Disclaimer: It could make things worse. Show her this post!

    dd

    OH FOR THE LOVE OF FISHING!!!

    Do NOT listen to DrewsDad!!! They have a long enough memory of the spoken word. They DO NOT need to see it in writing!!

    Joel? What are you thinking??

    Mike W
    MN/Anoka/Ham lake
    Posts: 13294
    August 28, 2011 at 3:30 pm #991448

    Quote:

    Quote:

    Here is a seriously good idea, I think. Disclaimer: It could make things worse. Show her this post!

    dd

    OH FOR THE LOVE OF FISHING!!!

    Do NOT listen to DrewsDad!!! They have a long enough memory of the spoken word. They DO NOT need to see it in writing!!

    Joel? What are you thinking??

    Disclaimer. Remember this advice is coming from a single man.

    drewsdad
    Crosby, MN
    Posts: 3138
    August 28, 2011 at 5:57 pm #991461

    Quote:

    Quote:

    Quote:

    Here is a seriously good idea, I think. Disclaimer: It could make things worse. Show her this post!

    dd

    OH FOR THE LOVE OF FISHING!!!

    Do NOT listen to DrewsDad!!! They have a long enough memory of the spoken word. They DO NOT need to see it in writing!!

    Joel? What are you thinking??

    Disclaimer. Remember this advice is coming from a single man.

    Single man with a hot girlfriend.

    dd

    john_steinhauer
    p4
    Posts: 2998
    August 28, 2011 at 6:00 pm #991462

    Quote:

    on the bright side you may be the first poster to use the word vagina in a post.

    big_g
    Isle, MN
    Posts: 22456
    August 28, 2011 at 6:45 pm #991467

    Seriously ?? If she didn’t think that was funny, she must not have or has lost her sense of humor Agreed, show her this post… she needs a laugh it sounds like

    dave-barber
    St Francis, MN
    Posts: 2100
    August 28, 2011 at 8:01 pm #991479

    I don’t find anything wrong with what you said… but if she was upset about it… you can always buy her a gift. Something like a new apron, maybe some dish gloves. If you really want to go overboard with it… a new vaccum!

    fireline
    Rochester
    Posts: 813
    August 28, 2011 at 8:04 pm #991481

    I ALWAYS said Men and Woman DO NOT think a like and never will .God made man and then he made woman to be different .

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    August 28, 2011 at 8:37 pm #991484

    Quote:

    I ALWAYS said Men and Woman DO NOT think a like and never will .

    And that’s always why the fight starts.

    See you in the dog house Mr. Barber.

    whiskeyandwater
    ????
    Posts: 2014
    August 28, 2011 at 8:54 pm #991489

    Quote:

    I don’t find anything wrong with what you said… but if she was upset about it… you can always buy her a gift. Something like a new apron, maybe some dish gloves. If you really want to go overboard with it… a new vaccum!

    ugh that’s funny..

    I tried that.. ONCE..

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