Randy Moss

there are a few things he really did that didn’t show up on a stat sheet that made him so valuable to teams. even on days he didn’t have many catches. i think he leads the nfl in inducing pass interference calls over a career. also, he hooks in 2 guys. there are only a few receivers over the past 10 years that are constantly double teamed. he was one of them. not only did he require a double team, he stretched out a defense. when you run a hitch and go or a streak route, it pulls that safety 20-30 yds off. he could get 30 yds out so fast that it was a running games dream.

So basically Moss was his own worst enemy, like when he referred to a developmentally delayed person as a “[censored]” or when he had the altercation with the metermaid. He was capable of great things and some really not great things. He needed a handler.

dd

My guess is every one of us would need a handler if we were brought up poor and reached stardom in the NFL, and all the perks that came with it. I know I would have.

Well, one thing that a lot of the players in all the professional sports who are near retirement got going for themselves is all the dopey gold chains they bought when gold was $400 an ounce. Hopefully someone has informed them how much gold has appreciated in the last couple of years.

dd

Poor Randy. Whatever we think of him as a person , he sure made football fun..But man when he was in his prime, (he and Culpepper) he was good.

I see there is no watermark or anything. I am not that clever, this was in The Onion.

Pug. There is a naughty word in your post. THE naughty word.

dd

I didn’t notice because there are no naughty words in my vocabulary.

The F bomb is one of my favorite words. It is very useful. Variations can be a noun, adjective, verb and adverb.

If anyone is offended, I am not sorry. There are bigger and more important things to be offended by in life.