New Waitress at the Bungalow

  • Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 59992
    July 29, 2011 at 4:45 pm #984940

    I was expecting a ringworm to be coming out of her nose.

    tom_gursky
    Michigan's Upper Peninsula(Iron Mountain)
    Posts: 4751
    July 29, 2011 at 5:16 pm #984948

    Quote:

    Hey Jeff, pull your skivies down a bit. From your last few post it seems you might be binding up around the man berry’s a tad

    Bret you just caused a Kool Aid spill on my Puter… and my daughter is 39

    drewsdad
    Crosby, MN
    Posts: 3138
    November 11, 2011 at 2:57 am #1008174

    So I am bringing my almost 15 year old daughter to her friend’s house for a sleepover. Her friend calls my daughter’s cell wondering why were are late. My daughter says “Traffic is bad.” After she hangs up I point out to her that traffic is not bad and that she just lied to her friend. She says “I know.” I ask her if she ever lies to me? She replies, “Sometimes.” But being the cool dad that I am I tell her to be careful with that and let it drop. Inside I am groaning, “Oh Ship!”

    dd

    TheFamousGrouse
    St. Paul, MN
    Posts: 11650
    November 14, 2011 at 6:06 pm #1008809

    After the birth of the second of our two boys, I at one point told my wife that while I was happy with two boys, a part of me also wanted a little girl.

    And my wife replied, “No way. You know what girls are like starting at the age of 10? I’d put up with boys missing the toilet any old day compared to that hormonal mess.”

    Ummm, okey-dokey, then…

    Grouse

    bret_clark
    Sparta, WI
    Posts: 9362
    November 14, 2011 at 6:20 pm #1008815

    After today I’m ready to knock the 21yr old daughter out cold and kick the 24yr old daughter out of the house

    The 21yr old is lucky she lives better than 1.5 hours away and the 24yr old is unlucky for having to take the brunt of my frustrations.

    Girls….UUUUuuuuuuuuggggggggg

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