Helga……

  • rkd-jim
    Fountain City, WI.
    Posts: 1606
    July 21, 2011 at 3:12 pm #1273141

    It was a hot day in Aitken, Minnesota. Helga hung out the wash to dry and then went downtown to pick up some dry cleaning.
    “Gootness, it’s hotter dan hell today,” she mused to herself as she walked down Main Street.
    She passed a tavern and thought, “Vy nodt?” So she walked in and took a seat at the bar. The bartender walked up and asked her what she would like to drink.
    “Ya know,” Helga said in a timid voice… “Vell, I don’t usually go into bars but today I vill make an exception… It is zo hot, I tink I’ll have myself a cold beer.”
    “Anheuser Busch?” the bartender asked.
    Helga blushed and replied, “Vell, fine, tanks, und how’s yur viener

    fishthumper
    Sartell, MN.
    Posts: 11923
    July 21, 2011 at 3:15 pm #982678

    That sounds about right for Aitken Minnesota

    mikee
    Aitkin, MN
    Posts: 55
    July 21, 2011 at 3:58 pm #982696

    Quote:

    That sounds about right for Aitken Minnesota

    Are you talking about Aitken or Aitkin????

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    July 21, 2011 at 4:02 pm #982697

    I got a joke about Minnesota cities. I’ll just name the cities, you can figure it out yourselves.

    Virginia

    Nimrod

    Aitken

    Mora

    Cambridge

    Mound

    Moundsview

    biggill
    East Bethel, MN
    Posts: 11321
    July 21, 2011 at 4:49 pm #982711

    How about:

    Hackensack
    Climax
    Reamer

    Will Roseberg
    Moderator
    Hanover, MN
    Posts: 2121
    July 21, 2011 at 5:11 pm #982715

    I went to HS in Aitkin… We’re the number #1 county in the state! [Alphabetically]

    mikee
    Aitkin, MN
    Posts: 55
    July 21, 2011 at 6:15 pm #982731

    Quote:

    I went to HS in Aitkin… We’re the number #1 county in the state! [Alphabetically]

    I taught in Aitkin (31 yrs.) and we are #1 educationally also (ISD # 001)

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    July 21, 2011 at 6:38 pm #982736

    Quote:

    How about:

    Hackensack

    Climax

    Reamer

    Crap, I for got about Remer.

    Quote:

    Quote:

    I went to HS in Aitkin… We’re the number #1 county in the state! [Alphabetically]

    I taught in Aitkin (31 yrs.) and we are #1 educationally also (ISD # 001)

    No one can say that people from Aitken aren’t clever.

    chomps
    Sioux City IA
    Posts: 3974
    July 21, 2011 at 6:44 pm #982739

    I always thought about opening a fresh roasted nut stand in Aitkin. Aitkin Nuts!

    showags
    Hastings, MN
    Posts: 518
    July 21, 2011 at 6:53 pm #982747

    Quote:

    I always thought about opening a fresh roasted nut stand in Aitkin. Aitkin Nuts!

    That’s better than a Donkey farm…

    Mike W
    MN/Anoka/Ham lake
    Posts: 13294
    July 21, 2011 at 7:07 pm #982754

    Graduated from Aitkin to in 87. Change that name to Hulda and I would think that joke was about my wifes aunt from up there. One of the toughest swedes I know.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    July 21, 2011 at 7:44 pm #982761

    I thought that the punchline was going to be, “Hulda hell do I get out of this town”?

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