Life Lessons Part 2

  • sliderfishn
    Blaine, MN
    Posts: 5432
    April 29, 2011 at 2:24 am #1272018

    This morning, my 8 year old son climbs into my bed and snuggles in. Jonathan then turns to me and says that he needs to go to confession so he can make things right with God. I ask him why he needs to go to confession. Jon replies that he was thinking of some very bad words when he found out that his hockey bag was stolen and wants to apologize. I kindly asked him what words he was thinking. He replies that he would like to keep that between him and God.

    I am now trying not to burst out laughing…..

    I explain to Jon that you can talk to God whenever you want by praying. I then ask again what words he was thinking about.
    Sheepishly, he turns and asks if he tells will he get into trouble for swearing.

    I promise him he won’t.

    So he tells me that he said G*d Damn, this s*cks, and one of the F words.
    I am puzzled, my boy knows to swear 2 words that start with F.
    My wife now WANTS to know what word he said, Jon looks at her and says Frickin………

    huskyjerk
    Swea City, Iowa
    Posts: 451
    April 29, 2011 at 2:32 am #961782

    Quote:

    my boy knows to swear 2 words that start with F.
    My wife now WANTS to know what word he said, Jon looks at her and says Frickin………

    Ron, I saw your earlier post, sounds like you got a good kid, thanks to his parents!

    Chippman
    Chippewa County, Wi
    Posts: 129
    April 29, 2011 at 2:35 am #961783

    Awesome

    buck-slayer
    Posts: 1499
    April 29, 2011 at 10:17 am #961810

    Teach him to golf and he really will broaden his vocabulary

    timmy
    Posts: 1960
    April 29, 2011 at 11:48 am #961822

    Slider –

    Keep up the good work.

    T

    Czech
    Cottage Grove, MN
    Posts: 1574
    April 29, 2011 at 12:09 pm #961828

    He needs to hang out with my twins, I promise he’ll come home with a few new ones. Does he know how to work matches yet? They can show him that right away too….

    gary d
    cordova,il
    Posts: 1125
    April 29, 2011 at 1:36 pm #961856

    Life Lesson- – -good job. Pat yourself on your back and one for your wife. I smell a good boy you got there.

    sliderfishn
    Blaine, MN
    Posts: 5432
    April 29, 2011 at 1:51 pm #961862

    Thanks Jeff for the heads up but not it.
    ron

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