I didn’t do any fishing today, but I had a social engagement this evening on the Ped Mall in Iowa City. Sirens went off around 8:30, and the management of the bar I was in told everyone to get down in the basement. Being the idiot I am, I went outside on the sidewalk to see what was going on. I have never seen a funnel cloud before, but now I have. I have never seen mailboxes flying above a shopping mall, but now I have. I have never seen cars flipped over by a tornado, but now I have.
I ran back in to the bar, and hid by the inside wall, praying the ceiling didn’t come off. The windows did blow in, but none of the glass cut me. I went outside after the wind stopped, and found what looked like a war zone, complete with the National Guard troops who showed up quickly to stop the drunken idiots who started going through the cars and shops that got tipped over or ripped open by the tornado. There were also a lot of buildings around campus that did get ripped open by the storm. The Cambus building is missing most of its roof, and the church on the east side of the river is missing most of its top. When I went to drive home, I can say with my own eyes that the DQ on the west bank of the Iowa is completely gone. The car dealership (Honda?)down there looks utterly destroyed, with most of the vehicles in the parking lot tossed all over. I heard a lot of rumors via cell phone that the IC Menards is missing most of its roof, but I didn’t go that way myself, so I don’t know if it is true. Most of the trucks and cars around the Ped Mall were trashed, but my vehicle parked a half mile away was fine, as is my apartment in Coralville. I am counting myself one lucky slightly drunk idiot tonight, but there are a lot of people in IC who aren’t as lucky.