So true!!
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March 7, 2024 at 12:24 pm #2258914
Not sure why but having serious issues posting funny memes! hunting and fishing related.
Gregg GunterPosts: 1059March 8, 2024 at 5:30 am #2259074What do you call a chicken that’s crossing the road? Poeltry in motion!
Snake ii’sPosts: 513MX1825Posts: 3319March 9, 2024 at 3:51 pm #2259529tried posting a few more from book of faces with no luck???? not sure why. did it before and works other sites!!
March 9, 2024 at 4:26 pm #2259537I may have shared these once a long while ago but just in case……
Stupid sayings
PONDERING…
What if Stacy’s Mom was really Jessie’s girl and her number was 867-5309?
– I’d like to thank whoever told my mom that “WTF” means “Wow That’s Fantastic”. Her texts are so much more fun now.
– To the person who stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy.
– Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired. So, I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box.
– Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin…and muffins are healthy. You’re welcome.
– Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger…interesting.
– Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either.
HARD LESSON:
I definitely learned my lesson about speeding today and it will never happen again. I didn’t get pulled over or anything, I just showed up for work 20 minutes early.
– 2021 New year’s resolution: I’m giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, that came out wrong. I’m giving up. Drinking for a month.
– When I was little, I didn’t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it’s obvious that my parents didn’t care either.
– The Seven Dwarfs have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six. One of them isn’t Happy.
MOM THOUGHTS…
Sometimes, in the quiet, I stare at my husband when he isn’t looking and I think to myself. He’s one lucky SOB.
– My kids wanted to know what it’s like to be a mom. So I woke them up at 2am to let them know my sock came off.
– My husband called tonight and asked what I was cooking for dinner. We laughed and laughed. Then he said, “Seriously, what do you need from the liquor store?”
– Thinking of sleeping on my husband’s side of the bed. Apparently from that side, you don’t hear the kids wake up at night.DAD THOUGHTS…
Dad: Son, would you like anything to eat for dinner?
Son: What are my choices?
DAD: Yes or no.
– George de Mestral, the inventor of Velcro died. RIP
The school phoned me today and said, “Your son’s been telling lies.” I replied, “Tell him he’s very good. I don’t have a son.”
– They’re building a mirror factory in town. I could see myself working there..
– I bought coconut shampoo today. But when I got home, I realized…I don’t have a coconut.
– My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
I told my therapist I can’t get the Grease soundtrack out of my head…He said, “tell me more.”
– I went to a psychic and knocked on her front door. She yelled, “Who is it?” So I left.People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a good electrician.
My wife hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair. But then she sat in it. Eventually she came around.
– I hate it when my wife says: “Are you listening to me?” It’s such a random way to start a conversation.
– The sweater I received for Christmas was picking up static electricity, so I went to the store to exchange it. They gave me another one, free of charge.
– I had the rudest, slowest cashier today. I guess it’s my own fault for using the self-service checkout.
– Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible king but made a great ruler.
– I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet? I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.
– Instead of water, I put Red Bull in the back of my coffee maker this morning. I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.
– Instead of the John, I call my bathroom the Jim…that way it sounds better when I say I go the Jim every morning.
– During child birth, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a fever.
– My wife tells me I can be an idiot sometimes. I think it’s pretty cool of her to give me permission like that.Jimmy JonesPosts: 2724March 9, 2024 at 5:30 pm #2259549I may have shared these once a long while ago but just in case……
Stupid sayings
PONDERING…
What if Stacy’s Mom was really Jessie’s girl and her number was 867-5309?
– I’d like to thank whoever told my mom that “WTF” means “Wow That’s Fantastic”. Her texts are so much more fun now.
– To the person who stole my antidepressants, I hope you’re happy.
– Got up this morning and ran around the block five times. Then I got tired. So, I picked up the block and put it back in the toy box.
– Once you lick the frosting off a cupcake, it becomes a muffin…and muffins are healthy. You’re welcome.
– Your fingers have fingertips but your toes don’t have toetips. Yet you can tiptoe but not tipfinger…interesting.
– Did you know on the Canary Islands there is not one canary? And on the Virgin Isles? Same thing – not one canary there either.
HARD LESSON:
I definitely learned my lesson about speeding today and it will never happen again. I didn’t get pulled over or anything, I just showed up for work 20 minutes early.
– 2021 New year’s resolution: I’m giving up drinking for a month. Sorry, that came out wrong. I’m giving up. Drinking for a month.
– When I was little, I didn’t care about things like what to wear, my parents dressed me. Looking back at some of my old pictures, it’s obvious that my parents didn’t care either.
– The Seven Dwarfs have been advised that as of today, they can only meet in groups of six. One of them isn’t Happy.
MOM THOUGHTS…
Sometimes, in the quiet, I stare at my husband when he isn’t looking and I think to myself. He’s one lucky SOB.
– My kids wanted to know what it’s like to be a mom. So I woke them up at 2am to let them know my sock came off.
– My husband called tonight and asked what I was cooking for dinner. We laughed and laughed. Then he said, “Seriously, what do you need from the liquor store?”
– Thinking of sleeping on my husband’s side of the bed. Apparently from that side, you don’t hear the kids wake up at night.DAD THOUGHTS…
Dad: Son, would you like anything to eat for dinner?
Son: What are my choices?
DAD: Yes or no.
– George de Mestral, the inventor of Velcro died. RIP
The school phoned me today and said, “Your son’s been telling lies.” I replied, “Tell him he’s very good. I don’t have a son.”
– They’re building a mirror factory in town. I could see myself working there..
– I bought coconut shampoo today. But when I got home, I realized…I don’t have a coconut.
– My boss told me to have a good day. So I went home.
I told my therapist I can’t get the Grease soundtrack out of my head…He said, “tell me more.”
– I went to a psychic and knocked on her front door. She yelled, “Who is it?” So I left.People are usually shocked when they find out I’m not a good electrician.
My wife hated my impulse purchase of a revolving chair. But then she sat in it. Eventually she came around.
– I hate it when my wife says: “Are you listening to me?” It’s such a random way to start a conversation.
– The sweater I received for Christmas was picking up static electricity, so I went to the store to exchange it. They gave me another one, free of charge.
– I had the rudest, slowest cashier today. I guess it’s my own fault for using the self-service checkout.
– Once upon a time, there lived a king who was only 12 inches tall. He was a terrible king but made a great ruler.
– I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet? I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they didn’t know either.
– Instead of water, I put Red Bull in the back of my coffee maker this morning. I was halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car.
– Instead of the John, I call my bathroom the Jim…that way it sounds better when I say I go the Jim every morning.
– During child birth, the pain is so great that a woman can almost imagine what a man feels like when he has a fever.
– My wife tells me I can be an idiot sometimes. I think it’s pretty cool of her to give me permission like that.Absolutely hilarious.
Gregg GunterPosts: 1059Jimmy JonesPosts: 2724March 16, 2024 at 12:23 am #2261236Hate to say it but I remember all of these!!
Ha! I’ve lived thru every one of them.
Gregg GunterPosts: 1059March 16, 2024 at 6:16 am #2261240Why do scuba divers fall backwards out of the boat?
Because if they fall forwards they would still be in the boat!
March 28, 2024 at 1:28 pm #2264069Glenn’s post reminded me of Remington’s war on squirrels videos a while back.
Gregg GunterPosts: 1059March 29, 2024 at 5:32 am #2264200Why do Peruvian owls hang
out in pairs?Because they’re Inca Hoots!
Snake ii’sPosts: 513Gregg GunterPosts: 1059April 11, 2024 at 6:32 am #2266595I heard spring peepers yesterday and was reminded of this joke.
How deep is a frog pond?
knee deep, knee deep, knee deepGregg GunterPosts: 1059May 7, 2024 at 9:50 am #2271365A guy walked into the sporting goods store and was approached by the salesperson with the usual question “can I help you…?”
The guy said “I’d like a new fishing rod and reel for my wife…”
The salesperson replied, “Sorry, but we can’t take trade-ins…”
jwellsyPosts: 1545May 18, 2024 at 11:01 am #2273054Bet ya can’t watch this without laughing out loud.
https://www.brighteon.com/963bebab-5196-4ee7-88db-8aa877460845
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