Florida man attacked by a ‘crazy squirrel’ gone nuts

  • belletaine
    Nevis, MN
    Posts: 5116
    March 21, 2019 at 12:54 pm #1844927

    I thought for sure this was a pug post!

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    March 21, 2019 at 2:02 pm #1844938

    Florida Man, Woman Charged with Having Sex in the Middle of the Road

    It was either that or the story about that a-hole who dropped his 5 year old daughter off a bridge and into the bay.

    Tom Albrecht
    Eau Claire
    Posts: 537
    March 21, 2019 at 2:09 pm #1844942

    Florida man ‘swung a sword’ in road-rage attack

    404 ERROR
    MN
    Posts: 3918
    March 21, 2019 at 6:24 pm #1845011

    The FW sent it to me today.

    Mine:

    Naked Florida man prompts airport evacuation after claiming he planted a bomb

    Gino
    Grand rapids mn
    Posts: 1212
    March 21, 2019 at 6:26 pm #1845012

    Florida man blames dog for drunk driving stop

    biggill
    East Bethel, MN
    Posts: 11321
    March 21, 2019 at 6:35 pm #1845015

    I can’t help but think someone is getting rich off of this.

    chuck100
    Platteville,Wi.
    Posts: 2629
    March 21, 2019 at 6:56 pm #1845018

    Florida man gets one year in jail for jumping in alligator pit.The dumba$$ is lucky to be alive to go to jail.He was wearing crocs,that must have saved him.

    eyefishwalleye
    Central MN
    Posts: 182
    March 21, 2019 at 6:59 pm #1845019

    Florida man used weather balloon to make suicide look like murder, police say

    carmike
    Posts: 214
    March 21, 2019 at 7:21 pm #1845026

    April 18: A naked Florida man in a Publix parking lot kicked trash cans and jumped on and punched cars while screaming “I only had one beer!”

    Eelpoutguy
    Farmington, Outing
    Posts: 10430
    March 21, 2019 at 8:03 pm #1845031

    Florida Man October 22nd stabbed a man to death while high on LSD shock

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    March 21, 2019 at 9:46 pm #1845048

    By the way there was apparently a murder 3 blocks away from us a few weeks ago. But it was a domestic, so those don’t count. That’s what my co-workers worker who is an ex cop said anyway. Haven’t seen any crackhead women dumped in ditches like I was warned. )

    Timmy
    Posts: 1235
    March 21, 2019 at 10:01 pm #1845050

    Florida man ticketed after eating pancakes in middle of intersection

    rotflol best thread of 2019!

    IceNEyes1986
    Harris, MN
    Posts: 1296
    March 22, 2019 at 6:24 am #1845063

    Oct 15th: Florida man Arrested for Attacking Girlfriend with Dildo

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    March 22, 2019 at 6:26 am #1845064

    It’s not as funny to me since I’ve heard all if these already. (

    I think my favorite of all time is man and women arrested for selling golden tickets behind KFC. That in itself isn’t remarkable, but the punchline came when the story says they sold a couple. That and their crackhead mugshots.

    Unfortunately in searching for the link I found out it was click bait and not true, although I swear a local station covered it. Probably not though and I am misremembering. Although it is still kind of funny.

    You can follow floridaman stories on the original edit page or set up a Google alert like I did.

    belletaine
    Nevis, MN
    Posts: 5116
    March 22, 2019 at 7:50 am #1845085

    Talk about a baader meinhof (spelling) I hadn’t heard about this until this thread. We were at our daughter and son in laws house last night and she brought it up.

    Mine you ask? Florida man kills in laws, orders pizza.

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