Favorite quotes or Sayings

I’d rather be fishing thinking about church than at church thinking about fishing.

“there’s a pretty girl behind every tree in north dakota”

“Cold is only a state of mind” Bud Grant

Don’t let the bassturds grind you down.

Origanal:

Apprentice – sorry, I was just thinking outside the box.
Journeyman response – Don’t go thinking outside the Box, the box is there for your safety.

I strive to be the person my dog thinks I am.

-J.

What are you, allergic to thinking?

You get your associates’ in being a dumba$$?

I should’ve put you in a kleenex when I had the chance. – dad

“Life is tough, it’s even tougher when you’re stupid”

Someday this pain will be useful to you.

Mike W wrote:

“Cant guarantee you will catch a big fish but chances are you will get to net one.”

Said that!

When you see a great deal…

That’s a limp d%@k, you can’t beat it!

You were given 2 ears and only 1 mouth for a reason.

See you in church… if the windows ain’t too dirty.

moustachesteve wrote:

I should’ve put you in a kleenex when I had the chance. – dad

Now that ones a winner. Brutally cold – But still a winner

In response to boat help

The classic, “That’ll buff right out”

______________ wrote:

The classic, “That’ll buff right out”

Is it heavy?

You’ll be fine, just walk it off.

You better got off your high horse before somebody knocks you down. -the old man when I may have been getting a little to big for my britches.

You’ll never miss a fish if you hook em in the ahole. -me

“Make like a tree and get the f**k out of here!”- Doc

“I hate snow- its white and its on my land.” – Indian Chief

Make like a new born baby – and head out
” I’m off like a prom dress ” – I’m sorry if anyone here has a child going to prom soon

Look at you trophy case. It’s empty.

Keep an eye on the quiet ones, big mouths are harmless.

I’m a professional, Please grab me the extinguisher

If you ain’t cheating – you ain’t trying

It’s cheaper to keep her

Get bent.

I’ll give you something to cry about.

Looking mighty pie eyed today

While looking in the mirror I say “oops, it happened again” …..wife says “what happened”…..”I think I got better looking”

Divorce/child support – It’s the F’n you get for the F’n you got

Don’t F with an F’er – unless you wanna get F’d

When in doubt, pull out.

Answer the phone – “Pedro’s house of pickles & penis pumps”…..then wait for the click.

Hold my beer and watch this!

-J.

Pailofperch wrote:

Wise men learn from the mistakes of others

I tell my boys “The older you get, the wiser I become” all the time. Some day they will get it, but right now of course they dont because they think they know everything.

I’m off like a herd of turtles.

S$!t happens!

The worst part about doing nothin’, is you can’t tell when you’re done,

It’s easier to let the cat out of bag than trying to put it back in.

Don’t squat with your spurs on.

WKW

“That is a green sunfish”

The question was not for an answer but to shed light on the problem

Survival is eating your arm when starving to death…success is remembering to bring a lunch

Just because the bulb can cast a light, doesn’t make it bright.

My 83 yr old neighbor says….

“I been thinking about cutting another heifer from the herd”

When you tell your wife you want a divorce and she says I get 1/2 of everything you got.

“If I give you 51% will you leave today”

After any injury, rub some dirt on it and walk it off.

A friends dad always says….
If you gonna be dumb, you better be tough!

You done dickered it!
That’ll itch when it dries