Favorite quotes or Sayings

“I have come here to chew bubble gum and kick ass and I’m all out of bubble gum.” – Nada AKA Rowdy Roddy Piper in “They Live”

Equal playing time is equal to the effort you put into it. Both at practice and ad home.

Equal playing time is equal to the effort you put into it. Both at practice and at home.

Here’s another of my favorites:

“Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son” – Dean Vernon Wormer in “Animal House”

If you’re not 10 minutes early, you’re late.

mnrabbit wrote:

If you’re not 10 minutes early, you’re late.

That’s one of my favorite’s too, “If you’re early you’re on time, if you’re on time you’re late and if you’re late you’re lost.”

GO BIG OR GO HOME!

“I bet I can throw a football over them mountains.”

– Uncle Rico

“Sir….there’s an old saying…..Whitewater in the morning.”

To any of you that get the reference before Googling or watching the clip, we should have a beer together

When my buddy got married one of the groomsmen gifts was a hand painted paddle with “Whitewater in the Morning”

“That’s it!”

What the Fu%&!

Where’s the bottle opener?

“You couldn’t throw a ball in the ocean if you were standing on the beach.” College baseball coach…..

A bad attitude is like a flat tire. You can’t go anywhere until you fix it. – My deceased Grandfather Jim

BigWerm wrote:

That’s one of my favorite’s too, “If you’re early you’re on time, if you’re on time you’re late and if you’re late you’re lost.”

My time isn’t more important that yours and yours isn’t more important than mine.

Better old than Cold!

“Procrastination is like masturbation – feels good at the time, but in the end your only fxxxing yourself”

“God is Great, Beer is Good and People are Crazy” – Billy Currington

One of my favorites when you know there are going to be bad decisions that you don’t want to take responsibility for “I’m just going to let Jesus take the wheel tonight” Carrie Underwood

Well SORRY don’t clean the cat off the driveway.

From Granny on the Beverly Hillbillies Jethro if grease were brains you couldn’t grease a pan.

You’re playing worse everyday and right now you’re playing like next week. -Herb Brooks

The two most important senses are common sense and a sense of humor. -Uncle

If it’s at eye level I’ll hit it with my head.

If you cant find it look under your nose 5 minutes later.

We may be small, but we were slow.

Best advise I have ever received at work when I started was…

“Never ASSUME, because when you ASSUME, you make an ASS of U and ME.

“Son, you’ve been educated beyond your intelligence.”

-my Dad

“Lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on mine”

Don’t wait for your ship to come in… swim out after it.

There is a derivative of Murphy’s Law called Weiler’s Law:
“Nothing is impossible for the person who doesn’t have to do it.”

A common quote from some of my older relatives:
“When you’re swinging you’re dangerous.”

“Everyone has a plan until they get punched in the mouth.” – Mike Tyson

“Life is hard. It’s harder if you’re stupid”. – Anonymous. Falsely attributed to John Wayne.

“If you’re not first, you’re last.” – Will Ferrell as Ricky Bobby

This thread is thoroughly cracking me up – especially the one about cleaning the cat off the driveway

Here’s my contributions, attributed to a buddy’s uncle in Milwaukee:
–What a niiiice day. Let’s go to a tavern.
Usually closely followed by:
–You know Bob, there’s nothing I like better than sitting in a tavern looking out on a niiiice day.

A farting horse never tires, a farting man is the one to hire.

“It is what it is, unless it isn’t.”

“Your name is the only thing you carry all your life. Respect it and protect it.”

If, If the dog hadn’t stop to poop he would have caught the rabbit,