Best Muskie tackle box ever!

  • jeremy-liebig
    mpls
    Posts: 1455
    June 20, 2007 at 1:57 am #1239645

    Over the last few years I’ve been working on a new Muskie box for those short trips or something that would function as a great starter box. After thousands of hours of field testing and input from pros and guides alike, I’m finally able to announce the introduction of the Schrump Tidy Box (Patent Pending) For only $4.95 plus $3.00 shipping and handling you yourself can own one of these fine prototypes NEVER BEFORE SEEN IN STORES! Act now quantities are limited. Our scientists have created a 38 gram polystyrene/polyethylene/cellulose/aluminum bond only available to NASA researchers . Your friends and neighbors will be in utter awe as you back your 2 ton pickup over it and it forms right back into it’s original shape within seconds of being smashed. Some reports have linked this tackle box to the Roswell crash of ’47, unfortunately those claims remain unfounded. Operators are standing by! Once again ACT NOW! to get in on this exclusive offer. The first 100 orders placed will also receive a handy reverse thread titanium hook cutter… A $599.95 value. All of this can be your for the low price of $7.95 including shipping. Call 1-800- SCHRUMP…… ACT FAST! QUANTITY LIMITED TO THE FIRST 200 CALLERS!

    jeremy-liebig
    mpls
    Posts: 1455
    June 20, 2007 at 2:03 am #582399

    Included in this offer is a $24.00 value carrying handle with ergonomical blue rubber grip!

    jeremy-liebig
    mpls
    Posts: 1455
    June 20, 2007 at 2:04 am #582402

    Fat cat belly in the background not included.

    aquajoe
    Minnetonka, MN.
    Posts: 493
    June 20, 2007 at 2:20 am #582410

    Nice!!
    Pug I think this add speaks to you and is calling out your name.

    Johnie Birkel
    South metro
    Posts: 291
    June 20, 2007 at 2:20 am #582411

    Don’t want to infringe any patents, but maybe the deluxe version (or one like mine) would include some holes drilled in the lip with slots cut to them with a jig saw for hooks. Also, put some weight in the bottom and they won’t tip over as often. Nothing like dumping the bucket while trying to release a skie.

    jeremy-liebig
    mpls
    Posts: 1455
    June 20, 2007 at 2:24 am #582414

    Sounds like you might want to patent the deluxe version! You’ll probably make millions.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    June 20, 2007 at 2:46 am #582420

    Quote:

    Nice!!

    Pug I think this add speaks to you and is calling out your name.



    I have a special weighted version that is virtually impossible to tip over. Your lure’s finish is protected from being scratched should it ever fall into the center of the bucket by special padding. Supplies NOT limited. The 3 GF’s cats eat well.

    trophy19
    Maple Grove, MN
    Posts: 1206
    June 20, 2007 at 4:47 pm #582615

    Does this come in the Non-Clumping version — I hate when those muskie lures clump together.
    Pete

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