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That body sock seems like a good concept except when you had to go number two.
Oh man, does this bring back a memory. We go to the Black Hills every fall, Nov 1 for the deer season. We have a young guy who is slightly rolly polly, I mean he is husky. He’s one of the funnier people I’ve ever met. He has the gift if you know what I mean.
Anyway, he comes rolling into the cabin one evening after a long days hunting. He heads to his room, strips down to the long handles and head to the shower. On his way, one of us notices the right leg on his long handle is extremely short, mid-calf. We ask him what happened. He said “I was walkin’ through the woods and I felt a movement comin’ on. I didn’t have no tickets with me, so I cut the leg of my long underwear off. I had to cut it in a couple smaller pieces of course.” At this point, the whole cabin is on the floor, tears flowing, it was great. He said it like it was second nature to cut off your shorts and wipe yourself with. 
Back to the original question. I’ve been wearing the polar fleece from Gander the last couple years. They seem to do a good job as long as you layer up properly. I firmly believe your outside layer has more to do with it than anything. Get yourself something that is wind/waterproof.
