Emails to make a person feel younger…

  • Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 60016
    July 30, 2019 at 7:57 am #1870452

    I just sent her the photo of me shooting snakes from my camper.
    Last I’ll hear from this one I imagine.

    Sharon
    Moderator
    SE Metro
    Posts: 5621
    July 30, 2019 at 8:14 am #1870456

    rotflol rotflol
    This is hilarious!

    B-man
    Posts: 6770
    July 30, 2019 at 8:20 am #1870460

    “Come to me images….”

    Sounds like a keeper BK applause

    Tom Sawvell
    Inactive
    Posts: 9559
    July 30, 2019 at 8:21 am #1870461

    I’m betting the picture of you in your superman outfit or pink speedo would have her on the next plane. Shooting the snake probably equates to dinner for her so it appears you’re a marked man bud.

    Eelpoutguy
    Farmington, Outing
    Posts: 11213
    July 30, 2019 at 8:33 am #1870463

    “Let to me know”

    Priceless!

    Rodwork
    Farmington, MN
    Posts: 4039
    July 30, 2019 at 9:37 am #1870481

    You should have asked her how she likes her Spam to make sure you are compatible. The alcohol thing is not a big deal since Hamms is like water anyways. It comes for the land of sky blue waters.

    Pailofperch
    Central Mn North of the smiley water tower
    Posts: 3274
    July 30, 2019 at 5:06 pm #1870608

    Is it typical these days to wait for the second date to ask for your credit card # ?

    1hl&sinker
    On the St.Croix
    Posts: 2501
    July 30, 2019 at 6:02 pm #1870613

    Why can’t I get those emails? Though I’m not looking for a “burning ” desire right now.

    1hl&sinker
    On the St.Croix
    Posts: 2501
    July 30, 2019 at 6:08 pm #1870614
    Brian Klawitter wrote:

    I just sent her the photo of me shooting snakes from my camper.
    Last I’ll hear from this one I imagine.

    Did you hit one. That might be a deciding factor romance

    Denny O
    Central IOWA
    Posts: 5911
    July 30, 2019 at 9:55 pm #1870667

    I’m getting the popcorn and sitting in on this one!! This is good!

    Oh with you responding to these is this why I get some of these from you? Don’t follow the link.

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    Fw: for all
    Mon, Jul 22, 2019 11:22 am
    Brian Klawitter
    To:you Details
    I hope you are well. Just wanted to share what I found the other day http://www.7cqx.civtngx.info/

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 60016
    July 31, 2019 at 7:47 am #1870702

    LOL! Anyone get the Apple Store invoice?

    You can log in with your Apple Store or I-Cloud ID to see what you ordered and/or cancel the order.

    That one almost got me.

    Deleted
    Posts: 959
    July 31, 2019 at 8:45 am #1870724

    He-She love you lots!

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 60016
    July 31, 2019 at 8:48 am #1870726

    ^ isn’t that the truth!

    glenn57
    cold spring mn/ itasca cty
    Posts: 13239
    July 31, 2019 at 10:24 am #1870762

    between the emails i get that all these women lust over me and the ones that say i’m an heir to billions of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$. none of them better have an obituary the died with all that!!!!!! devil laugh

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 60016
    July 31, 2019 at 11:56 am #1870801

    Her mother is free walleyebuster. yay

    Just had one from P’ay Pal
    I was blind copied about the unusual activity on my account.

    A guy can’t get made over these. I laugh a little and use them as a learning experience for the FW and FD.

    Polak
    Posts: 78
    July 31, 2019 at 12:26 pm #1870811

    I can already see a cruise in your future, just a short trip to New Orleans, then a slightly longer one to Asia….will your vessel hold enough Hamm’s & Blackberry to get you there?…..PS, it just may be a scam, she didn’t include the ” Love You Long Time” line…Bon Voyage!

    Gordio
    Posts: 98
    August 1, 2019 at 12:21 pm #1871053

    Alright, I can’t figure out your guys’ codes.

    FW? FD? Im assuming it’s spouces etc.

    Brian Klawitter
    Keymaster
    Minnesota/Wisconsin Mississippi River
    Posts: 60016
    August 1, 2019 at 12:51 pm #1871061

    Favorite Wife and Favorite Daughter.

    Gordio
    Posts: 98
    August 1, 2019 at 5:48 pm #1871116

    You have another wife that’s not your favorite?

    That’s bold. I have enough on my hands with just one. Lol

    Denny O
    Central IOWA
    Posts: 5911
    August 1, 2019 at 11:51 pm #1871176
    Gordio wrote:

    You have another wife that’s not your favorite?

    That’s bold. I have enough on my hands with just one. Lol

    Yep, that might be the
    FW, Former Wife. hah

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