Dumb things people say

Randy Wieland wrote:

I get a lot of crap for wearing a mask, especially at a few gas stations. I don’t give a rats azz what people think or say, just proves their ignorance and self centered mentality- considering they know nothing about me.

But a recent encounter was epic. Helped a buddy drag out a late season deer and when lifted it up on his tailgate, I got pretty drenched in blood. Tennis shoes, up my bibs, and my hoody. Needless to say, my entire left side looked like something out of a horror movie.
Stopped at a gas station and the pay at pump wasn’t working. Went in to pay for my diesel when this dipshit says “hhmm, one of them” as. I see his eyes growing as he follows the blood trail down to my feet.

I just responded “ yep, that blood is from the last A$$hole that said something about my mask”

He stepped aside and kept his distance. The girl behind the counter knows me well and about peed herself laughing

This is Classic funny! Once after getting a decent Buck some years ago I stopped to get gas at a small town station. The deer was on a trailer next to my atv. The young gal working the cash register says something to me similar ato “That is mean”. I answered “He looked at me funny”! She just shut up. lol. And this happened in small town Iowa where most everyone deer hunts. lol.

While at a game check station one fall a hunter was told the deer he was checking in was a fawn. His comment was:

“But he is big for his size.”

robby wrote:

My Ex Wifey in a cell phone conversation with her. “Turn your phone down, you are too loud.”

25 cents says she’s blonde.

While doing some machine upgrades/modification in a facility down south the local mechanics could not get some bolts loose to remove some parts and I had the following conversation:

Mechanic: “Stout- we can’t get a bundle of them bolts out.”
Me: “Why not?”
Mechanic: “Them bolts are T..I..T, tight, they ain’t commin’ out!”

Because I am “stout”-meaning muscular in the local vocabulary, I then proceeded to loosen the bolts they had been turning the wrong direction.

Th mechanic thought “tit” spelled tight. I use that line to this day when someone tells me they cannot get a fastener loose or the fastener needs a high torque value.

Craig Sery wrote:

My favorite is work, I build molds for a living and engineers question why stuff is so expensive. I asked them if they think we hold blueprints up to machine and it makes it? A few believe that?

There’s a secret slot on the machine,you just insert print and press the green button

B-man wrote:

Irregardless

X2

prolly.
I’ll prolly go fishing tomorrow.

I know, right?
or is it
I know. Right.

“Word”

Jeff Gilberg wrote:

prolly.
I’ll prolly go fishing tomorrow.

Did you go yesterday er no?

I’m not sure how far the “er no” stretches across the Midwest, but I know it’s very prevalent in NW Wisconsin.

I don’t consider it dumb, but more like a fascinating way a lot of people I know end their questions (my wife, best buddy, etc) lol

I even catch myself saying it at times

Do you know anybody that says it too er no?

You betcha.

B-man wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>Jeff Gilberg wrote:</div>
prolly.
I’ll prolly go fishing tomorrow.

Did you go yesterday er no?

I’m not sure how far the “er no” stretches across the Midwest, but I know it’s very prevalent in NW Wisconsin.

I don’t consider it dumb, but more like a fascinating way a lot of people I know end their questions (my wife, best buddy, etc) lol

I even catch myself saying it at times

Do you know anybody that says it too er no?

Every question i ask ends that way

Ending pretty much every sentence with “aaayyyy”

My shop teacher in high school used to give the weather forcast as such. “Well, it’s gonna clear up cloudy and we’re gonna have a warm frost”. He also proclaimed to “milk the bull and feed the cows”. Probably get fired for that these days.

I can do it, I am S.M.R.T.

In south central North Dakota a lot of people say something similar to “er no”.
They end a lot of their questions with “not”. I duck hunt out there and when we get back to house the owner sees the ducks and asks “So, you had good luck then, not?”

B-man wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>Jeff Gilberg wrote:</div>
prolly.
I’ll prolly go fishing tomorrow.

Did you go yesterday er no?

I’m not sure how far the “er no” stretches across the Midwest, but I know it’s very prevalent in NW Wisconsin.

I don’t consider it dumb, but more like a fascinating way a lot of people I know end their questions (my wife, best buddy, etc) lol

I even catch myself saying it at times

Do you know anybody that says it too er no?

Yes, my 3 yr old! lol!

Several years back, a radio call in asked the DNA if a scope was legal for muzzle loader deer season. At that time the answer was no. The caller then asked how he was supposed to be able to see a deer without one.

I have to pull this thread back up after reading people talking about the weather…..

It’s Wind Chill…..Not WINDSHIELD

Also, it’s Mille Lacs…..Not Milacs, but you do you

Netguy wrote:

You betcha.

Got their on YouTube channel. Is it worth watching, you betcha!

Whenever someone asked a ? And ends it with (or what)

Bearcat89 wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>ClownColor wrote:</div>
“What flasher should I buy? Marcum?”

Oh, I about fall out of my chair every time.

Whats wrong with this one?

We don’t buy Marcum on this site any more , we’ve moved on to Humminbird

B-man wrote:

I’m not sure how far the “er no” stretches across the Midwest, but I know it’s very prevalent in NW Wisconsin.

It translates to “or not” in Michigan. I worked with a guy that said that a lot.

The boss, here at the shop always, ALWAYS says “Just talkin out loud”. We’ll be brain storming how to design a part and he always pipes in with “we could do it this way or that way, just talkin out loud”. Drives me nuts!!

Mike m wrote:

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>Bearcat89 wrote:</div>

<div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>ClownColor wrote:</div>
“What flasher should I buy? Marcum?”

Oh, I about fall out of my chair every time.

Whats wrong with this one?

We don’t buy Marcum on this site any more , we’ve moved on to Humminbird

I’ve never been one to roam with the heard