Dumb things people say

KwickStick wrote:

I “could” care less.

Really?

Then it must not be that bad.

If you said “I couldn’t care less” then I’d say you have a point.

Reminds me of this:

IceNEyes1986 wrote:

One my FW uses and I’ve given up trying to correct it..
“I’m going to take meat out to un-thaw”..

That one drives me crazy too lol

So many people say it! I wish I could re-race it from their memory

Ski U Mah/Ski Your Mom…whatever that is.

Hahaha! That wasn’t too bad Fishblood..

Ahhh! The double negatives, I don’t completely not like them.

I don’t understand people pronouncing letters that aren’t in the word.

Why do people put a “R” in Washington?

Dutchboy wrote:

I don’t understand people pronouncing letters that aren’t in the word.

Why do people put a “R” in Washington?

My dad always says warsh , warsh clothes, dishes or anything. It drives me nuts

Row the Boat.

I go to an indoor range once a week to do some shooting in a semi-organized league. This year has produced some of the greatest firearm fudd talk I’ve heard in ages. Here are some of my favorites:

“Nobody makes AR lowers out of polymer, there’s too much energy”

“That is considered an assault shotgun”

“My liberal dad wants to buy a gun now, he’ll need it when when his liberal friends find out he bought a gun”

“Why don’t you have any 5.56 in stock?” (this is my favorite one for 2020/2021)

“That is made of pot metal” (referring to a Sphinx SDP)

I get excited to hear more of these every week while I wait in line and browse the store after I’m done shooting. I just hang out for a while to eavesdrop.

The tug is the drug…if that’s the case, buy a labrador, tie you line off and play fetch, boom unlimited drugs!

Bucky those are hilarious, got any more?

Eelpoutguy wrote:

Bucky those are hilarious, got any more?

Stupidity or “Dumb things people say” as the thread asks aren’t always hilarious.

If Apple is such a great platform, why did they have to copy Microsoft Windows?

~ Sr at Oakdale High School

People who create a word and use “Supposably” instead of “Supposedly”

Bucky those are dumb, got any more?

Do i need to bring my extension?

buckybadger wrote:

Ski U Mah/Ski Your Mom…whatever that is.

You make it sound like it’s racist or incest… not dumb. Do some research.

Got any more ?

Dutchboy wrote:

I don’t understand people pronouncing letters that aren’t in the word.

Why do people put a “R” in Washington?

After years of grief from me my wife “launders” the clothes now but she still checks the time on her “wartch”

please do the needful

Go pack go

eyeguy507 wrote:

Go pack go

Feels good to sound like a Champion doesn’t it?

Neighbor: “I am going to thatch my yard tomorrow”
Me: “Kenny, you did that all last summer by not bagging your grass clippings”

the infamous “hot water heater”

“Same difference”
This drives me nuts

“What flasher should I buy? Marcum?”

Oh, I about fall out of my chair every time.

ClownColor wrote:

“What flasher should I buy? Marcum?”

Oh, I about fall out of my chair every time.

Whats wrong with this one?

Two things I refuse to say at work:

“Hey, did you get my e-mail?”

“Hey. did you get my call/text?”

It’s 2021. Yes, your e-mail/call/text went through. It’s just a matter if the recipient felt their precious time was valuable enough or not to spend it on you, which is probably how it should be phrased to be bluntly honest.

I get a lot of crap for wearing a mask, especially at a few gas stations. I don’t give a rats azz what people think or say, just proves their ignorance and self centered mentality- considering they know nothing about me.

But a recent encounter was epic. Helped a buddy drag out a late season deer and when lifted it up on his tailgate, I got pretty drenched in blood. Tennis shoes, up my bibs, and my hoody. Needless to say, my entire left side looked like something out of a horror movie.
Stopped at a gas station and the pay at pump wasn’t working. Went in to pay for my diesel when this dipshit says “hhmm, one of them” as. I see his eyes growing as he follows the blood trail down to my feet.

I just responded “ yep, that blood is from the last A$$hole that said something about my mask”

He stepped aside and kept his distance. The girl behind the counter knows me well and about peed herself laughing

eyeguy507 wrote:

Go pack go

Take a deep breath, and drink it all in…..

My Ex Wifey in a cell phone conversation with her. “Turn your phone down, you are too loud.”