Dude!

  • Jon Jordan
    Keymaster
    St. Paul, Mn
    Posts: 6019
    #1866018

    You’re 59, you should know better!

    Perv? Citidiot? X-Chippendale? Bad tan line? doah

    Minnesota man arrested for fishing naked

    https://kstp.com/news/twin-cities-man-arrested-for-fishing-naked-minnesota/5413347/?cat=12196

    Updated: July 05, 2019 09:29 AM

    A Twin Cities-area man is facing charges after he was arrested for fishing naked in west-central Minnesota.

    Otter Tail County Sheriff’s Lt. Keith Van Dyke said deputies received a call July 1 from people living on North Turtle Lake that 59-year-old Michael Blake was fishing naked from his pontoon boat about 50 feet from shore.

    Van Dyke said summer homes line the lake but Blake, of Brooklyn Center, told responding deputies that he didn’t think anyone was around so fishing naked wouldn’t be a problem.

    Van Dyke said Blake has been charged with gross misdemeanor indecent exposure.

    A number for a possible residential listing for Blake in Brooklyn Center was disconnected.

    Dutchboy
    Central Mn.
    Posts: 16656
    #1866028

    Is the word “Dude” a sign of respect or disrespect?

    Huntindave
    Shell Rock Iowa
    Posts: 3088
    #1866030

    Pics or it didn’t happen. jester

    crappie55369
    Mound, MN
    Posts: 5757
    #1866032

    I chuckled when I read this. Gotta admit its kinda funny. Fish on brother. Tight lines lol!

    Sharon
    Moderator
    SE Metro
    Posts: 5455
    #1866033

    I’ll admit I’m disappointed that there are no pics. rotflol It’s hot outside and many people out on the water are nearly naked anyway – especially women. No one seems to mind thong string bikinis, so perhaps the dude could throw on at the minimum a banana hammock and then at least he’s legal.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    #1866036

    #minnesotaman

    munchy
    NULL
    Posts: 4931
    #1866037

    As long as there are no children or vulnerable adults around I don’t give a carp what the guy is or isn’t wearing.

    eyeguy507
    SE MN
    Posts: 5215
    #1866040

    Suns out balls and buns out! Obviously the guy was just trying to avoid swampass in this heat.

    Kelly Jordan
    Fort Atikinson,Wisc
    Posts: 327
    #1866042

    Its well known a naked fish dance will help turn the fish on to biting peace

    basseyes
    Posts: 2513
    #1866043

    Suns out balls and buns out! Obviously the guy was just trying to avoid swampass in this heat.

    The swamp is real, and miserably moist this year.

    Bearcat89
    North branch, mn
    Posts: 20389
    #1866044

    <div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>eyeguy507 wrote:</div>
    Suns out balls and buns out! Obviously the guy was just trying to avoid swampass in this heat.

    The swamp is real, and miserably moist this year.

    Oh man that had me rolling. Avoid the swampass at all cost.

    mplspug
    Palmetto, Florida
    Posts: 25026
    #1866046

    <div class=”d4p-bbt-quote-title”>mplspug wrote:</div>
    #minnesotaman

    Doesn’t have the same ring to it.

    Yeah the extra syllable throws it off.

    And the swampass is real…from june-sep

    Tom Sawvell
    Inactive
    Posts: 9559
    #1866047

    I’ll admit I’m disappointed that there are no pics. rotflol It’s hot outside and many people out on the water are nearly naked anyway – especially women. No one seems to mind thong string bikinis, so perhaps the dude could throw on at the minimum a banana hammock and then at least he’s legal.

    Maybe he saw BK in his pink speedo and thought he could do better than that. After seeing how the young ladies in Hawaii deal with sand in their thongs at the beach I don’t really understand what the big deal is with a guy in the buff on his pontoon….maybe he had sand on his twinky.

    Jon Jordan
    Keymaster
    St. Paul, Mn
    Posts: 6019
    #1866048

    You guys are on to something… Had to swampass! mrgreen

    -J.

    Pailofperch
    Central Mn North of the smiley water tower
    Posts: 2918
    #1866052

    I’m thinking he was bass fishing, dangling a worm …??? 3″ or 6″ ?

    chamberschamps
    Mazomanie, WI
    Posts: 1089
    #1866058

    The wife is frequently topless in my boat and I’ve never heard anyone complain.

    I guess as long as he’s not playing with his lure, who is he hurting?

    Iowaboy1
    Posts: 3791
    #1866094

    what he did is wrong,however,if you have enough in the tackle box at that age and are not afraid to windmill it in public with good taste,( not in front of kids,stepdaughters, or young ladies) go for it !!

    now the question is,does that qualify for AIS???

    scratcher
    Posts: 14
    #1866104

    Poor Dude coulda been lookin for largemouth with a wacky worm. Maybe trollin with a taildancer?

    Roy
    Posts: 99
    #1866107

    I heard it was a Lindy lil guy

    mahtofire14
    Mahtomedi, MN
    Posts: 11036
    #1866473

    now the question is,does that qualify for AIS???

    rotflol

    If the guy was 80 I’d say more power to him. You’ve earned it. 50’s is a little soon though.

    Sharon
    Moderator
    SE Metro
    Posts: 5455
    #1867376

    Speaking of which… Thanks, Ollie.

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