I got this in a e-mail from Pro-Staffer Reef Runner, You won’t belive it 
Service call of the month from a Baltimore
Gas & Electricresidential customer:
BGE received a call from a customer saying:
“My power is out. When you come to fix it
be sure to bring a truck with a tall enough
bucket to remove the deer”.
The customer service rep prudently trying to
gather helpful information to help diagnose
the problem asked, “What deer”?
The customer replied ” There is a deer on top
of one of the electric poles on Wilkes Rd
about 1/2 mile west of perimeter Rd”.
The customer service rep tried desperately
to pull herself together and not laugh in front
of the customer and replied” We will dispatch
someone right away to investigate the power outage.
Thank you for the call”.
Upon completion of the call, the customer service
rep proceeded to share the funny story with her
coworkers in the office and they all had a good laugh.
Well, low and behold, the serviceman who repaired
the problem stopped by the customer service office
the following day with these pictures.
Sure enough, the deer had been hit by a train
& landed on top of a distribution feeder pole!
Unbelievable!!!!!