WHAT DO DEER THINK?
Ted Nugent, rock star and avid bow hunter from Michigan , was being
interviewed by a French journalist and animal rights activist. The
discussion came around to deer hunting. The journalist asked, “What
do you think is the last thought in the head of a deer before you
shoot him? Is it, ‘Are you my friend?’ or is it ‘Are you the one that
killed my brother?’ ”
Nugent replied, “Deer aren’t capable of that kind of thinking. All they
care about is, ‘What am I going to eat next, who am I going to screw
next, and can I run fast enough to get away. They are very much
like the French.’ “
This has probablly been on before but it still makes me chuckle 
