The Beachmaster!
(sorry guys…inside joke)
February 18, 2004 at 3:40 am
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Turk….
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February 18, 2004 at 4:00 am #293115
Brian
About your new user pic…
I have Dustin looking over my shoulder helping me with this right now and the best we can come up with is that it’s a lump of “blue poo.”
What the heck is that thing anyway?!
February 18, 2004 at 4:16 am #293116Mr. H…with all do respect, what would/could you eat to know what blue poo looks like?
It’s the…nope…I’m going to let Turk explain this one.
PS…Wade, could fit some time in for you…just as suggestion…..
February 18, 2004 at 4:21 am #293118A couple packets of blueberry jello… dry of course, should do the trick… lol
So what’s the story?!
February 18, 2004 at 4:29 am #293119Well, it’s a bull walrus…that protects his harem?…they are called Beachmasters…he keeps calling me the Beachmaster (well, you know…you’ve met me and can understand). Not that I’m changing my handle….but I thought I would change my mug…didn’t want anything too strong for a family site….but if it looks like blueberry jello…dry…I’ve failed.
February 18, 2004 at 7:01 am #293133After half an hour of squint, stare, squint, I finally read your post, and the walrus does show up.
But at first glance, James’ and Dustin’s first guess makes more sense.
This would make for a good poll, eh?
February 18, 2004 at 12:31 pm #292928Herb…nobody take you seriously!
February 18, 2004 at 1:58 pm #293145Oh Mighty Beachmaster, I bow to you!
February 18, 2004 at 9:33 pm #293236Nope…It’s definitely blue poo
February 19, 2004 at 4:31 am #293300oh come on………who zapped me???
you let the middle finger in the snow go, but not the blue poo pic 
February 19, 2004 at 1:29 pm #293314You don’t understand Jake…the moderators of this forum are trying…hard to protect my sensitive feelings.
February 19, 2004 at 2:37 pm #293325OK I will explain…
A long time ago, back in the day, when Brian K owned St. Mary’s Beach, owned as in owned the best tan and had all the ladies wrapped on his finger; little Turk just wanted to get a tan and relax on the Croix’s finest beach. Well just as I was slowly melting into my towel and the toasty sand, here comes this human made eclipse blocking my sun. I look up and I see this guy wearing a canary yellow speedo and sporting so many gold chains he made Mr. T look humble, I meekly said “yes?”
Then he (Brain K) yelled “this is my turf turkey!” Seeing his gold tooth mixed in with a full set of pearly whites along with the speedo was enough to get me to scram. All eyewitnesses could see was a puff of sand, and I was out of there!!
Now years have passed and Brian K. has changed…wiser? you be the judge, and no longer is he the bully he once was, but I won’t let him forget his once glorious title of Beachmaster!
and so to humble himself he has adopted the dominate Bull walrus image, a symbol of Beachmaster status. and now you know the rest of the story.
Keep catchin’
TurkFebruary 19, 2004 at 4:50 pm #293345I couldn’t have explained it better myself….(except for the “wiser” part).
The gold tooth is gone too, but I still have the speedo….-The Beachmaster
February 19, 2004 at 7:56 pm #293385Please don’t tell me I have to spot the fisherman in the speedo to meet you this summer. Please!!
February 20, 2004 at 3:28 am #293443The YELLOW speedo….
February 20, 2004 at 11:10 pm #293542Why am I having nightmares after reading this post? Yellow nightmares!! Lions, and Tiggers and Bears – Oh My!! Yellow speedos – Oh My! My!
April 16, 2009 at 2:29 pm #769005I knew it was still here Turk!!
…and I still have fun kicking sand on people while at the beach!
April 17, 2009 at 2:12 am #769203Ahh the good old days, BK in a speedo with lots of bling!
Turk
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