Joke for the Day

I know this isn’t a forum for jokes but it is winter out and it is so cold nobody is doing anything anyway so I have to share this one. It is the best I have seen in a while:

Subject: A Colonoscopy

A gastroenterologist claims these are actual comments made by his patients while he was performing colonoscopies:

“Take it easy, Doc, you’re boldly going where no man has gone before.”

“Can you hear me NOW?”

“Could you write me a note for my wife, saying that my head is not, in fact, up there?”

“You know, in some states, we’re now legally married.”

“Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?”

“Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!”

“If your hand doesn’t fit, you must a quit!”

“Hey, Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.”

“You used to be an executive at Enron, didn’t you?”

Speaking of proctologists…one walks into a bank and steps up to the counter. He gets ready to fill out a deposit ticket, reaches into his pocket and pulls out a thermometer. He looks at it for a second, then says, “Hey, some a*shole has my pen!”

jeez.. I tuned into this cuz I thought the PUP would be the joke of the day!!… but, but, but…. he wasnt??!!…
oh well.. thanks for the humor!!

We were trying to come up with “new” jokes. You and the Pup not in that catagory.

hmmmm.. …
does that mean Im “old”…..
or a joke??
ooooooorrrrrrrrr both??
you have ta keep it simple for those with simple minds ya know!!

My guess is he means : Old Joke! My second guess: He may be the one that stole the doc’s pen! Now, I suppose, nothing will ever be the same between you and the bond traitor!
Jack

Funny stuff guys! Bond traitor?