ahhhhh, you went to bass pro and found a couple rods and reels that you just couldn’t pass up…
I’m pretty sure it’s much, much worse than that. He obviously did something very, very naughty and we all know what it was. He went to a gun shop and one thing led to another and now he’s trying to figure out how to “explain”…
Confession is good for the soul. Just do what I do. Open the gun safe and loudly exclaim, “Oh NO! I left the 12 gauge and the 20 gauge too close together and now look what happened. They made a baby 16 gauge. Guns will be guns, I guess…”
I’m positive Mrs. Grouse and indeed most women will not see through this clever gambit. Mrs Grouse just replies, “You are SUCH an idiot.” This clearly shows that she thinks I should have known better than to leave the 12 and the 20 so close together. She totally buys it.